legalize worm marriage

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@snapvalentine YEAAAAAHHHH I LOVE U DEVILSPAWN!!!!

fine tuning n updating some old devilspawn designs because its been... 8 years. 8 years of devilspawn good Lord

@taintbrigade OH. its an acronym. thought it was a ship name nd was wracking my brain for What Fucking Characters Could This Possibly Be.

@taintbrigade what the fuck is trop

anyways why the fuck have i been playing dnd all this time when fleshwarp and swarmkeeper are Built In to pathfinders base code. my only real complaint is that theres no warlock equivilant. "but witches--" i dont want an animal companion. i hate whimsy. get out of my house.

her mentor decided to start experimenting on her halfway through her apprenticeship so she killed him and finished the work to her own specifications and also. cut off his face and grafted it to her back along with a chunk of his brain. why? um.

playing my first pathfinder game today ft. morrick tech duinn, fleshwarp necromancer and problem-for-hire. dw abt why shes got a gun. its fine. youre fine.

@taintbrigade wdym thats just the HUGE NERD background four times

@taintbrigade i was gnna be real sad if there wasnt an option to include a Cool Rock. but thank god,

@taintbrigade how do i report a post for harassment

@taintbrigade kabutos not gnna satisfy them either so its a lose-lose situation theyve got there

@taintbrigade AYOOOOOOOO CONGRATS

there's a light that's eating at you from the inside out

@taintbrigade theyre gnna confiscate my dyke card for not knowing what 90% of these are

@kiddphel nobody fucking tell him that hes gonna be so mad

@goddamn_strop competitive boy kissing is a sacred ritual of ilana's followers

hes straight but he classifies kissing dudes as a competitive sport/method of social posturing and hes in it to win it

it would be so cool if i could finish any actual art but nope! 1000000000 more doodles of my dnd character

whats his fucking problem honestly

@kiddphel hes kind of a rat bastard i hope he dies

@goddamn_strop i bet that new party member's player is really hot and sexy and as huge meat and

we got a new party member (where did that other paladin come from. who is he) and i accidentally gave mal a Backstory Wife

people invite you to soooooooo many dinner parties when ur rude and emotionally repressed husband perished horribly in a house fire. frankly he shouldve done it sooner.

her name's aria and they have nothing in common except a fondness for schlocky romance novels and he wasnt very nice to her :/ but since he faked his own death and fucked off shes been able to get really into her hobbies and is having the time of her life