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@JaymetheRN I may try and go to an urgent care after my impella class today since I work tomorrow night, then off 3

@goddessofVA It's awful! I'm audibly wheezing but thankfully don't have to go be a nurse too 😭

I think I need a stiff drink so I can pass out 😩 This sucks Wheeze, wheeze, hack

@kuumihoexe I absolutely love this.

That one time when I couldnt find a hairtie and my Ex gave me his cock ring and no one noticed anyway Happy Wednesday.

@usami_vt ICU RN here and literally the bottom half of my hair is a turquoise /teal. Also I do show my tattoos on my arms. Only people that I’ve heard had a problem were like directors or something. My patients always tell me they love my tattoos/hair color.

Healthcare professionals can I bleach part of my hair (no dye) or is that still frowned upon 🫩💔

@HaittaNeo Cassie “Me & U” giving me nostalgia 🥰

I present to you: Songs I have no business knowing all the lyrics too. 🔗 to my playlist in the comments if you want it. 💙

Freshly extubated POD 0 CABG patient and a septic admit. What a night.

@LwlessJane But wait. You like burritos…. 👀

Dear Lady who threatened me with a burrito, no I do not want to see the tramp stamp you have on your butt... nor do I want try the weird mix of liquids in that plastic bottle. Please go away (this is why I don't go out in public)

@DocPriyamMD Knocked out the poor guys hypoxic drive. COPD pts brains learn to live at higher CO2 level due to retention. It’s the high flow O2 causing the AMS.

The night shift was quiet until my intern yelled... "Sir, the COPD patient in Bed 2 came in gasping with an O2 saturation of 82%! I fixed it, but now he won't wake up!" The Catch: The intern had put him on a 15-Liter Non-Rebreather mask. The monitor now showed an SpO2 of 100%, but the patient was unarousable, breathing shallowly and bounding pulses. The intern was confused: "His saturation is perfect now! Why is his GCS dropping?" A classic ward tragedy. Med-X, what did the intern just do, and how do we fix it?

@EscanorAkd @NatureUnedited Remember , only use your claws

@NatureUnedited Going to try this with my crush

This turtle behavior, often called “claw fluttering,” is a courtship ritual where a male rapidly vibrates or waves his long front claws near a female’s face to attract her

@RickyVT_ @RoyChiato Nooooo I missed out on meeting you too?! Damn work schedule 😭

Your favorite VTubers are buff as hell in real life

@EscanorAkd 😂

@goddessofVA I am scared now

if she's: - alive - likes watching anime/movies with me - has thick thighs - likes me (optional) She's gf material

@LwlessJane 😭 might be getting a new car that day... sad panda. Have fun and be safe!

See you guys in Dallas ✈️✈️✈️

@drabdulhameed07 Adenosine has a suuuuuper short half life. I think it’s something like 3 seconds? Could be off on the time. I’ve also heard that L AC IVs are preferred since it’s a “direct line” to the heart and has a greater chance of effect. Is this true?

Ever seen a heart stop and restart in real-time? This is the power of Adenosine. 😱😱😳 Who knows why the doctor follows the injection with a rapid saline flush?

@RNSuperHero I was post TNK/thrombectomy/head bleeds queen for almost a month. I begged for a break lol

Alright who made me the open belly queen this week? I mean I love a septic open belly but this is a concerning trend

@RemiVespertine Left occipital anterior just triggered some nursing school PTSD ngl lol

Eating a lollipop while studying for OBGY class. 🍭 ❤️Was able to answer some practice test questions online on my own without looking it up in the book. 📚🩺 Feeling proud of myself #nurse #vtuber

@EscanorAkd Pump pump pump

Biceps pump was crazy today

@LwlessJane Gourmet is a wild adjective

Now that I’m in yeehaw land, tell me something I ABSOLUTELY have to try while I’m here For now i have my gourmet uncrustable. 7/10

@EscanorAkd '91 here. Am I ancient then?

I think I need to get myself an older woman born between 1999-2004 and settle down.

@RemiVespertine You got this! Nursing school is definitely rough but once you’ve got that license and learn on the job, it’ll all make so much more sense. ☺️ 2 years ICU here, feel free to DM with any questions. No pressure! I just like mentoring and teaching

Just arrived in class. Time to lock in 🩺🐰 got here early so Im going over the OBGYN Medications (class, dosage, route, purpose, side effects, contraindications, nursing considerations, client educations for each one) Science and math is a game of memory in a short amount of time. 🧠 #nurse #vtuber