Fred Rewey

Taco Tuesday feels less like a fun tradition now and more like a legally binding weekly commitment. #IAmOkWithIt #TacoTuesday

I'm trying to avoid late-night snacking...so how early can you snack?

I don’t feel like @tacobell taking Nacho Bell Grande off the ‘combo’ really elevated the Taco Bell experience.

PSA: Car displays are confusing these days, just for the record, someone may have driven 3 miles in a rental car thinking they were listening to 'Emergency Brake On.' #NotMeForTheRecord

"I want to write a movie that singlehandedly tanks point-of-sale craft beef jerky sales." - #ThanksALotJeremy #ApexTheMovie

I met some new people at a cigar event lately and they asked me to meet them at the gym. I don't think this is going to work out. #SorryNotSorry

The least-used app on my phone is... my phone.

I’m just saying, I’m pretty sure Spaghetti alla puttanesca is a breakfast food item. #YouAreNotTheBossOfMe.

Home alone Day 11. The normal 'Monday' routine seems off. I'm pretty sure it was wash sheets, water plants, and cook a prime rib for lunch. #YouAreNotTheBossOfMe

Day 10 with Tracy gone. The house is now a system of pillow and blanket forts. I have a main living area, a game room, and a snack corridor. My morale remains high. Standards are not.

Hey, I don’t question your breakfast choices. #YouAreNotTheBossOfMe

What was the name of the game when you saw this on a road trip? There is only one right answer :) 

I tried to keep it healthy at the store, but then I blacked out and bought broccoli. Not proud of it.

Sometimes you just need to go old-school style. #BreakfastOfChampions

I’m in the middle of a health negotiation. Applewood bacon is vegan now, right? I feel like that got approved.

I have a lot of respect for the version of me who thought today would go exactly as planned. #LifeNeedsInstructions

I just got a notification reminding me to drink water, and it wasn’t from a doctor or a fitness app. It came from my tech ring. The same device that decided I’m not capable of basic survival without supervision.

@Kundun66 @Brian1890violin 4:30, 10:30, 11:15, 1:47, 3:05....:)

@GodFadr @Brian1890violin A great snack bar at 4:30 am while I enjoy my morning coffee and work away

Hey Sean , your dad tells me you like cheese ..so I thought I’d send you a video of my office . If you’re ever in Ottawa Canada I will let you eat all the free cheese you want . . Your cheese buddy Jeff @Brian1890violin

Back from #PCA2026. Just keep your eye on the cigar from Ferio Tego. Nothing else to see here. #IfYouKnowYouKnow