it’s me

Reskinning the Jeremy Renner app to make my own Me App so I can get updates on myself

We should renegotiate the rules of reality to help me and others like me and to punish everyone else >>

when your uncle pulls up to the bbq and his leitmotif starts playing

Pusys so good it gives you Havana syndrome >>

With @bariweiss taking a much needed day off

Iran... the Middle East... war... economics... it's all connected. -Don

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

we are in unprecedented times of people who never leave the house trying to be cultural anthropologists

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

Emerald Fennell is set to direct Promising Young Woman 2: The Promising Gentleman. The story is rumored to take place in an alternate universe where instead of a promising young woman, there’s a promising gentleman.

favorite part of sinners was in the midst of the music and movement and dancing literally transcending moments in time and culture across thousands of years, the young protagonist takes a moment to eat pussy using the secret pussy eating move he learned earlier in the movie

i hate how ppl have been pitting OBAA and EDDINGTON against one another when they both have essentially the same message: vote. vote like never before.

I need to eat a McDouble in the movie theater this weekend

Reactionaries convince themselves this is what we do to them over pronouns and vaccines because they’re just waiting to do it themselves

If you are a “well trained” ICE officer you are eligible for one ibuprofen prior to Waist Chop

The internet actually warped a guy's mind

Maha is going awesome 👍

Psy is supposed to be coming out with Gangnum Style 2 this year

I can’t believe I have to share a collective consciousness and universal spirit with you people