Oracle of Delphi

So you have magical "saints" that all are dead? No offense, but wouldn't it be better if they were immortal?

Pythagoras wasn't brilliant, he just did a lot of three ways.

Who will defend your wildlife now, America?

Wow America, turning our democracy idea into a high concept performance art reality tv show was a bold move.

In retrospect, we really should have had assigned a God to unleveraged debt.

This year, give the gift of gods. We have, like, about a hundred to choose from. Some of them barely used!

We should have come up with some commandments. Or at least a mission statement. Damn!

We were all on our corporate offsite for 6 months. Did we miss anything?

We have a long tradition of taking in people from the Middle East.

Happy Independence Day! Now enjoy your weekend as we control your every thought and desire.

@Greece Wait! You can just cancel your debt if you want? Need to make a few calls today.

Do you REALLY think ONE God could create this much mess?

His name is Eros. Traitor. twitter.com/raciccarone/st…

What do @cyndilauper, @LanceBass & Aprhodite have in common? They've all been on @ChiliCru 92262. twitter.com/chilicru/statu…

We get asked a lot who we pray to when we need help. Truth is, most of us are Scientologists.

Also, happy birthday to the man behind the gods @raciccarone. There are no photos of you to post or we would.

Happy birthday, Zeus. Olympus wouldn't be the same without you. @thebjornjohnson pic.twitter.com/pSzeeuf5Kz

Everyone on the bus, we're relocating to Tennessee. #parthenon #Nashville #tech

We're having a sale on Dieties this week! 20% off all major gods. 50% off all Demi-gods and muses! Take one for a test prayer today!

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