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get you a woman who's entire camera roll is 2016 deep fried dank memes

Dating but you arent going on dates and all you do is hangout but nothing happens

Damn it really is break up season

Sometimes i cough up a loogie so hard it forreal sounds like a gunshot

My nose has been straight leaking for the last 72 hours

to the lesbians that have been in the bathroom at the royal cuckoo for deadass 10 minutes. either wipe up your blow or stop fucking. i GOTTA PEE.

Singer yells at the sound guy after causing ear-piercing feedback The band is Xiu Xiu

@sixteenmilesto holy thats such a crazy number

I took 1,116 film photos in 1025 aka 31 rolls not including the 2 rolls from the holidays I haven’t developed yet. I scanned and developed roughly 25 of the rolls myself. Yay ! Here’s to taking one million more this year

I am currently the most employed and least quirked up person at this harsh noise gig right now

bro really switched up on his day ones for a piece of metal

will leave a horrible impression

don’t go snotting all over your first date

@ghost_prole man. im happy for you but it should have been ME!!!

I just watched Carissa’s Wierd play a set and cover Sunny Day Real Estate from 6ft away in 2025, and then got them to sign my guitar

i think there is brick in my gut. i think im actually seeing god and he’s telling me to consume more fiber

@splitjawhc went to show that was actually set up like this and the crowd (~30 people) had to stand on the stairs

DOORS AT 6, SHOW AT 7 ASK A PUNK

@sixteenmilesto yo fire

Carissa’s wierd built to spill silver Jews mates of state zachshots rose melberg ribbon fix fall btw

@sixteenmilesto @togetheronlinee i second this

@togetheronlinee Personally I have not

as a society we lost the art of filming on our phones horizontally

vegas changed us

“you’re giving nothin burger but I.. want to be something”- corey