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@Matt_Pinner Yes. I used to have 3 jobs. One full time week job. An evening pub job and then also a Saturday job. I’ve often had at least two jobs, a full time one and a weekend one.

Trying to prove a point..

@lesstenny Anger. He should be in jail not dead.

What would be your first reaction if this happened soon?

Hi @Pharmacy2U is your app down? Trying to view my prescriptions and have the spinny wheel of doom for over ten mins… 🤔

@DVLAgovuk your customer service is appalling. Your online chat person could not tell me if my renewal has been received or not. And I apparently cannot drive until my licence is reissued and I have no original certificate left to do so - as they were sent to you! Gaaah!

@Amelia558rs A pouffe.

We called it an ottoman, but my nana called it a hassock.

@RoyalMail paid an extortionate fee of nearly £10 to send my letter special delivery guaranteed 1pm next day and 9 days later it’s still not been delivered?! It contains my original birth and marriage certificates too. How do I sort this please??? #royalmail #specialdeliveryfraud

@otokyo__ Baked potato

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@Matt_Pinner Delores.

Vintage old lady name for this cat please ♥️

@sam_niac Hair grips. Safety pins. A plaster. Old birthday candles. Some loose change coins.

starting a junk drawer. What else do I need?

@Dominos_UK Pigs in blankets obvs.

if we did a festive pizza with stuffed crust, what would the crust be stuffed with

"Oh you wanna talk about motherssss"

@StandUpForTrmp Rotten.

Be Honest: Describe Donald Trump in ONE word.

@otokyo__ A MAGA supporter.

What am I?

@trussliz @RachelReevesMP 🥬

Of course @RachelReevesMP doesn't blame it on: - Bank of England printing money - Wrong OBR forecasts - Net Zero and highest energy costs in the West - Highest taxes for 70 years - State spending 45% of GDP -£400bn COVID spending - Bloated welfare bill No - it's Truss and Trump! Everyone knows she's lying. That's why she's the least popular Chancellor in history.

@glenn_tunes Bigly criminal.

@Dominos_UK Adding pineapple to a pizza…

define ‘failure’

@BoLoudon She’s holding him up. She’s also been paid very well to play her part.

🚨BREAKING: President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump just arrived in Palm Beach, Florida HOLDING HANDS! The fake news is wrong - They are the most in love First Couple in American history! Follow: @BoLoudon

@sophielouisecc Hmm where is my free BMW? I must have missed that one. 🤔

Why should I have to pay for some migrant to get a free house when I can’t afford to move out Why should I have to pay for primarily Pakistani or Bangladeshi families to have 6 kids and not work, when I can’t afford one Why should I have to pay for someone with ADHD to get a free BMW they don’t need, when I can’t afford a car Why is it right that for the majority of young people, we have to go to work - to pay for others who don’t work, to live a better life than what we can afford The system is broken We need to bring back fairness.

@oelma__ MAGA-itis.

What...

@BurchetteMason Hitler talked to people too.

He literally just talked to people. That’s it. And they killed him for it.