🍕 Paparoni Tony 🍕

they say nothing lasts forever and that things will never change

@zebra_lasso same

MarioKart World

@NoMansSky Bro please let me turn off chromatic aberration on Nintendo switch I’m begging you

Hotfix 4.51 now releasing on all platforms with lots of fixes for Omega 🙏 nomanssky.com/2024/02/omega-…

@myopicmoth @oldmanbaleb ITS NOT A PHASE GOD

we really do

@myopicmoth It ain’t me yall, quit asking

@myopicmoth You did the same to me 😂😂😂

Them rich boys are dead

@myopicmoth I’m gonna shoot it out of a potato cannon

@myopicmoth Can I be there

@myopicmoth @MediumSizeMeech Honestly not surprised lol

Every story I’ve ever heard about Jackie Chan is basically how he’s the absolute worst, from abusing his son who was a toddler, to constantly cheating on his wife, and every story Michelle Yeoh has of him. What a loser

@myopicmoth Angry react

@nemoricvltrix A food dance is universal

@ScottSeiss @cocainebear @myopicmoth I’m sold

“Here’s what you need to know before you see Cocaine Bear”

@myopicmoth @iTrap4TheHokage @419err0r My heartbeat accelerated just looking at this

Nigga bout to turn into a super mutant from fallout

"why, in Japanese anime, do none of the characters look japanese?"

@nemoricvltrix I mean, does it?

@myopicmoth @AlexIresq That’s an Andie cat!

When you tweet 5 times in one day.

pooping in a public bathroom is such an anxiety inducing activity

@princessxdaniel What’s that like

The possibilities are endless when you actually get enough sleep 😂