Turnup God and I’m still at large.

Mexico City Airport is the worst airport. Who the fuck designed this

Al pastor is undefeated

Slow wifi is worse than no wifi

@A_brown05 Me at the bar after 4 tequilas

3s are hitting tonight 🔥

The name Rhonda make me think of a real husky women

I got a 5% raise :)

Dont touch ur dick after cutting serranos 😭

Does a runny egg and cum have the same mouth feel?

One fkn leg

All I missed was the brock purdy int :(

Plz lord

Dang

@BreeceH Jet life

Taylor Swift gon accept the MVP trophy😂😭

A lot of people are up to no good

Fuck Travis Kelce me the ball touchdown… OK someone else scored it. Yay.

@_theeelex Bruhh the line before he says he would fuck a midget lol

that line in EveryGirl In The World where he says "i exchanged v cards with a retard" ???? HUH

Where is all the comedy movies

Lol