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@ElykBeats That’s very nice of you. I was cancelled last minute unfortunately 🤷🏽‍♀️

This one: From 1997 through 2008, Woods was a combined 126-under in majors. There are 138 other players who played at least 40 rounds in majors in that span. Among that group, Woods was 189 shots better than anyone else. Second on the list: Joe Ogilvie, at 63 over.

@Ell_Mase11 Silly irish

@golfermasters Abuse everywhere

Unmitigated disaster

My dad trying to stop me from Tweeting.

@Stanerzz1998 @SophWalks .......arse

@golfermasters @SophWalks Don’t think he would go near the villa tbh mate

Thoughts on Pogba??

A promise made. A promise kept 🖊 #TeamEurope

Pochettino is a true romantic. 😍

You think you’ve seen it all and then.....👏👏

@footballdaily @ZIatanFacts Guy is literally begging for the sack. He is not able to win and cant figure it out. Trying to run to save his reputation. That specialist in failure remark he made towards wenger could come back to haunt him now.

Jose Mourinho loses his cool when asked if his players "are giving 100% for him" 😳

Know this guy carrying a knife? Somebody must know him? He could stab someone you know, get him off the streets! NOW! @metpoliceuk

Brilliant ..Great days working with these two @GNev2 & RK can’t beat an environment full of challenge & talent

@SophWalks @georgiahall96 @BBCSPOTY Sounds like standard bbc to me

Right I’m turning this off. #mcenroe talking about 🎾 and ⛳️ gets #ginola 🙈🙈🙈 and then @georgiahall96 gets 10 seconds @BBCSPOTY Bye Bye

Jose Mourinho has been in charge of Man Utd for five transfer windows, signing 11 players at a cost of £360m (and a net outlay of £285m). His side are 19 points behind Liverpool in the table before Christmas.

Man Utd desperate to hold onto a draw that will open up a crucial two point gap between them and Wolves. #LIVMUN

BBC Sports Personality of the Year is on this Sunday... If this lot don't win Team of the Year, we riot.

When it's f*cking miserable outside and you just fancy a warm bath and Christmas off.