GoneCamping

Buy all of your liberal relatives a MyPillow for their birthday.

@real_MikeBarnes @TheXMatriarch I have always been closer to women than men. Since childhood. I genuinely cannot stand hanging out with most men outside of camping. I will go camping with anybody! Just shut up about the sports! 😂

@real_MikeBarnes @TheXMatriarch No. The big girls always get a crush on me because I am nice to them. So I generally try not to create close bonds with them. I am cordial with them. My close female friends are all moderately to very attractive. But like my attractive Female cousins, it is nothing sexual.

If you’re a man, every close female friend you have either: a) you’d sleep with b) would sleep with you or c) one you already thought about and buried it   Intergender friendship is never asexual.

@InfragilisTee @ThrillaRilla369 We had both on the farm. The geese were territorial, but they never hunted me like that damned rooster.

@ThrillaRilla369 Geese are worse

Your childhood wasn't complete unless you were chased by a dog... or a goat...or even worse, a chicken. 🐔

@esj2525 @ThrillaRilla369 Same. His name was Henry and he hated me. I begged my grandmother to let me cook him. That would have been the best meal of my life!

@ThrillaRilla369 It was a rooster. A really mean rooster.

@Janieonthecoast @ThrillaRilla369 Ok. I am not as mad at the horse that bit me now. You won this terrible prize!

@ThrillaRilla369 I was bit by a horse, thrown from a horse, had my foot stepped on by a horse and while riding bareback in shorts had a horse run against the barb wire fence to scrape my legs. Never has a chicken, dog, or goat tormented me like that.

@ThrillaRilla369 Henry the Rooster was the worst of the worst. I wanted to cook him up and eat him so bad.

@Malvolio421 @StarWarsDaily_ SMELL my finger! 🤣

@StarWarsDaily_ Pull my finger.

What is Darth Vader saying?

@RedBeard01ND @CrazyyHub And you would have lost

@CrazyyHub Stupid games stupid prizes. If I was the man on the Bike I would sue the shit out of her!

That lady has no one to blame but herself...

@alphafox Those camping trips make the best stories!

Lets go camping they said. It will be fun they said. 😫

@SoveyX I want to ride it

Japan finally sends assistance to the Straight of Hormuz.

@TaraBull @Real___iTamara Unvaxed here and proud, but that was white coat syndrome. She would have passed out from getting any shot. If you watch her, she stopped breathing. Had someone reminded her to breathe, she would have been fine.

Tiffany Dover was one of the first people in the world to get a COVID mRNA injection, collapsing moments later on National TV And people still trusted taking the jab

@youlooklikeamom No pants? Was it a religious thing? Were you allowed to wear shorts or bathing suits? I wasn't allowed to play with my cousins' Barbies and My Little Ponies. I'm pretty sure it was just a kid playing make believe. It honestly was not going to make me gay, Uncle K! 😂

Also I wasn’t allowed to chew gum as a kid or wear pants. This is why I am the way I am

@Raidersrule5 @DyerbolicalDB

Drop a celebrity aging like a fine wine 🍷 I'll Start:

@MTHartonhorror @DyerbolicalDB 💯

@alphafox I had to move out of my house built in 1906 because the Blair Witch lived in the cellar. She was a great kisser, but it just wasn't meant to be.

Remember when everyone thought ‘The Blair Witch’ was real?

@BeKnightedSir @TheXMatriarch Oh for sure. The wifey can pick up on other women's cues way better than I can. She absolutely gets the first and final say.

@TheXMatriarch If you are a married man ? I think wife should have say about what female friends you are allowed to have.

@joshuac3vt @endofanerajc

@endofanerajc Three letter agencies have wanted to since the 80s.

is this a safe space to admit i don’t get why we’re doing the whole war thing with iran

@AJPArmy Their electrician right now

Records being destroyed?