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WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎
70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow.
Too slow?
You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you.
Too fast?
Doesn’t matter, there’s already a guy in a beat up Altima doing 95 weaving through traffic like he’s late for something extremely illegal.
You try to hold a respectable 75.
Immediately passed on both sides.
One car has no headlights.
Another has its hazards on for no reason.
Somehow both are going faster than you.
And then, out of nowhere, Brake lights.
Not gradual.
Not polite.
Just a full interstate wide decision to stop all traffic flow for 30 seconds.
No accident.
No construction.
No explanation.
Just vibes.
You finally get moving again and think, "Okay, we’re good."
Wrong.
It starts to rain.
Not normal rain.
Florida rain. (IYKYK)
The kind that erases the road, your mirrors, your sense of direction, and any belief you had in visibility.
Wipers on max, still losing the fight.
Meanwhile, someone flies past you doing 85 like they’ve got sonar.
And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a gator in a retention pond right next to the highway, watching traffic like it’s judging your driving choices.
No toll booth warning.
No buildup.
Just vibes and consequences.
Your GPS says "arrive in 2 hours."
Florida says, "Depends, you surviving the storm or the drivers?"
And somehow, through all of
this …
There is STILL someone camping in the left lane going exactly 70 like they’re honoring the Constitution.
Welcome to Florida highways.
Where speed limits are optional, weather is aggressive, and every drive feels like a group project with people who did not read the instructions.
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This is smart but they need to make inflatable fake hospitals and schools to really throw off the US and Israel
Lord Bebo@MyLordBebo
Chinese inflatable fake weapons with heat signature. Can the fool missiles and drones?
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so benjamin netanyahu’s clicked on his vibrating butt plug here
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
NOW - Trump stumbles walking up Air Force One's stairs.
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Larry Silverstein had breakfast in the North Tower EVERY SINGLE DAY. Except on 9/11.
Coincidentally, that’s the day the towers were brought down. Also coincidentally, both his son and daughter were running late to work that morning.
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A rough sketch of your face and I’m serving jail time.
Parody Jeff@Parodyjeffx
Why are Israeli soldiers hiding in civilian shelters ?
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Iran realizing the entire world has no problem with them bombing Israel
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the complete obliteration of both israel and zionism would solve more world issues than anything else
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