Ess Kay Sea (2/100 Micro Stories)

i never take unless it's my leave

guys, I FINALLY beat the final boss* *booked a reservation at I Cavallini

@mr_samosaman wanna hike w me Thursday

i need to spend some time outside the computer

this remains one of my all timers

the best stories i write are the ones i am the most terrified to write

@mr_samosaman hey i thought i was ur daddy

he just took it in stride

trying to think of a cute nickname for Saturday and Sunday:

me, eveytime X service texts me a code to verify my identity: I could totally have guessed that

the modern professor's feeling of warm relief and gratitude at encountering artisanal, human-crafted bad writing while grading papers

eating only neon green bananas, call that the BRAT diet

being with someone who CHALLENGES you is key

yesterday, i said to a friend: "andre the giant eating a sweet potato, call that UBE" and she didn't get it

if you buy me something that needs to be framed, you’ve bought me an errand

self promotation is a practice and here i am practicing flash-frog.com/2026/01/26/the…

whaddup swans. celebrating this snowy sunday with a substack post...ft. sibley's bird trivia, good coffee, and civic wonderings: @sarakcunning/note/p-185765537?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2248zd" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@sarakcunning/…

@mr_samosaman why r the slavers getting reparations

any slavers on my tl please reach out

@mr_samosaman c'mon be nice...that's ur friend

good to know we can still do this to claude

mamdani is not off to a great start with educators and school children

if frankenstein (2025) wins even one (1) oscar, then the oscars as an institution are a drivel-spinning JOKE

@mr_samosaman and let it be known that the gif has yet to be created so...I'm doing good in the world

the @goobygurl has threatened a sex strike if I make an AI gif of Femboy Obama