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A nursing mother and Guatemalan asylum-seeker who was preparing to take her two young children to the doctor was arrested by ICE in Tennessee and is now being detained nearly 700 miles away from her family, according to advocacy groups that filed a civil rights complaint on her behalf. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/n…

@NoDMsPerfavore There aren't enough words in the English language to describe how hard I would hit that.

1978 kitchen rule: if mom had a bikini on, a drink in her hand, and potato chips on the counter... everybody knew dad was outside burning the burgers again. Weren’t those the good old days?

Me on the Sweeney's Patio after 14 shots of McGillicuty:

@gguworld This is p based.

The name "Hollywood Vampires" comes from Alice Cooper's '70s drinking club, whose members included Keith Moon and John Lennon. Decades later, Cooper, Depp, and Perry carried on the mission, playing the songs of friends who didn’t make it. Here’s their “Ace of Spades.”

@ChuckForeman Amazing picture.

In my day, we played in the elements!

@LysolDave @Jeff6219845 @clark1927

@goodboisweeney2 @Jeff6219845 @clark1927

That septum had maybe 8 years to live.

@LysolDave @Jeff6219845 @clark1927

@goodboisweeney2 @Jeff6219845 @clark1927 Just great

@DustyPee Spensey is a pimp and worth every penny.

Meet Spensey. $180 cleaning shrimp. Found the price out after the purchase. 😳🤣

@LysolDave @Jeff6219845 @clark1927 Holy fuck this better not be a real thing.

@goodboisweeney2 @Jeff6219845 @clark1927 Real nice you guys. Look at what you have done

Before I signed up for Twitter.com I made chicks laugh in person.

Found muh tab from last night. Probably only half of what I actually drank.

@clark1927 @frankthe3rd1

@murdapup FUUUUUCK

After

Before

@MRELilSmartBoy @ElroyFudge Maybe sneak in a couple of Italians babes.

@Jeff6219845 @clark1927 @LysolDave He liked it I'm good

@goodboisweeney2 @clark1927 @LysolDave Jesus dude lol

This right here is why my right arm has been bigger than my left since 1981.

@MotherPhuquer @dwnrvrndn

@goodboisweeney2 @dwnrvrndn

@HoboMan977 Blow like Hootie

Stay #hydrayed stay #loose