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Work a bit fucking less. goodfuckingidea.com/786

Don’t let your city release dangeous cyclopaths. goodfuckingidea.com/451

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Even hippy food fucks things up. Eat local and seasonal. goodfuckingidea.com/93

How you make your livelihood is absolutely fucking vital. goodfuckingidea.com/338

A green economy is less work, safer, healthier, and more fun. goodfuckingidea.com/97

Fracking is powered by 98% of Britons. (NOT the other way around.) goodfuckingidea.com/923

Turn off the fucking TV. goodfuckingidea.com/348

Donations are fucking brilliant, but DO nations are fucking inspiring. goodfuckingidea.com/414

I hope you fucking die. goodfuckingidea.com/675

Leave everyone just a little bit happier. goodfuckingidea.com/342

Make some major fucking changes. goodfuckingidea.com/67

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Use a spatula. Properly. goodfuckingidea.com/148

Don’t swear so fucking much. goodfuckingidea.com/239

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