Sir GOOD (Sometimes)

@Riflemanscreed2 What kind of tomato was it?

We’re eating leftover pork chops tonight and I cut a fresh tomato 🍅 to go with it…

@DSOfficer405 Wait a minute hold on!? did I just dox myself…….

@DSOfficer405 That’s cool. I live about 3 miles from the Weir. On the diversion. Make sure you stop and say hi. Blue chair is on the dock and yellow water skis on the pilings.

My new ride as of June 1 for a while

@Tekeee Invest

You’re offered 10M to do a line of coke, wyd??

@GuntherEagleman @Drax2431 I beg to differ. He doesn’t eat dick he sucks dick.

This is probably one contest Barack Obama could win fair and square…! 🤣

@GuntherEagleman @Hunter_Eagleman You cannot claim bragging rights until I see the end photos

Coming soon, I will be teaching @hunter_eagleman how to catch lunkers…! Here we go.

@otokyo Grey sausage

@GuntherEagleman Wtf

Dear Netflix… This is NOT John Wayne.

@BamaSaltyMarine Now that is fucking funny

To the pissed off lady in Lowe's... I didn't call you fat, all I said was I’ve never heard wicker furniture make that sound before...

@catturd2 #swamp

Peak swap living.

@catturd2 😂

White House shooter was transferred to the hospital where he died.

@AngelinaReagan7 Amen

X is boring I’m going to go cause trouble elsewhere. 🥱

@ErikUnchained Stephen who?

Not one single second have ever watched this no talent loser.

@IfindRetards Harvard dropout is my guess

Which letter of the alphabet is the white house shooter? Submit your answer before it's announced. I'll say T or R

@TiffanyFong You better marry him he’s a good one

My boyfriend is taking me on a date!

@ZOrtiz99 El Yucateco is my go to

Im definitely a cholula girl. Tapatio is just plain gross.

@alphafox Honestly, I don’t know. I’ve tried that or not but that’s a hell yeah

Salsa on eggs - acceptable? 💯

@EmilySm43 At this point, all I can do is ask retard finder

What's your response to Joe Scarborough?

@catturd2 There was a time that I wasn’t feeling good, so I had to stick my finger down my throat over a toilet. As I got older, I learned I just had to turn on that Dudes show.

Already 9 million views - 😂

@inkedwifelife21 Bring back tube tops, please

that’s better 🖤 kudos to all the ladies out there in sundress… you’re hot 🖤