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En el partido del Everton 3-0 vs Chelsea, un hombre llamado Matty Byrne entró al estadio con una TOSTADORA 🍞🔵 El hincha del Everton había comprado una tostadora y un paquete de crumpets (unos panecillos ingleses) como regalo de boda, pero no alcanzó a entregar el regalo para no perderse el partido. Cada vez que Everton marcaba un gol, la tostadora se lanzaba al aire por la grada entre los hinchas 😅😭 El propio Matty Byrne en una entrevista en BBC Total Sport, dijo que la tostadora terminó bastante "castigada" de tanto lanzamiento, y que dudaba que siguiera funcionando. Pero todos los hinchas del Everton que estaban alrededor, le pidieron que volviera al estadio con la tostadora como amuleto de buena suerte. Por esto amo a la Premier League.

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Well, in typical British fashion, I got the garden furniture out for the arrival of spring, and now it’s blown over and it’s snowing 👍

@FISTTOK 3 on to one ? Someone should have gave him a hand.

Tried to 🔪 dude and got 🔪

A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest. The man enters the bank. Man: I'm here to find out about the mortgage. Bank manager: I don't really care

Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...

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Good morning friends & family, this little gem is from Police Squad made in 1982, great deadpanning from all concerned.

‘Dear Diary, my first couple of days as Head of PR at Ipswich Town have been jolly exciting!’

@FishMandarin567 @DavidSchwartz70 Trump is a muti millionaire court costs don't matter to him.

@DavidSchwartz70 Good news, Schwartz! I can answer your questions. Epstein's estate settled with Jane Doe #4 despite her claims being non credible and her criminal history, to avoid court costs! And the interviews aren't lost at all! Just missing from EFTA releases. Feel better?

🚨BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee quietly dumped Epstein's accountant Richard Kahn and lawyer Darren Indyke's deposition videos today when media focus is on Trump's zigzags on Iran. Here's about "Jane Doe 4," who accused Epstein and Trump of raping her at the age of 13. Kahn seems to be shifting positions while under oath, and his lawyer followed up a day after that he can "neither confirm nor deny" whether Epstein's estate settled with "Jane Doe 4. Three of her four FBI interviews about Donald Trump are still "missing" and weren't released as part of the EPSTEIN FILES. I wonder why...

Everton with a TikTok about Garnacho…😭

A blind man accidentally walks into a ladies’ bar. He finds his way to a stool, sits down, and orders a drink. After a while, he calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?” The bar goes completely silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know a few things…” “First, the bartender is blonde. Second, the bouncer is blonde. Third, I’m a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Fourth, the woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. And fifth, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.” She pauses. “Now think carefully… do you still want to tell that joke?” The blind man sits quietly for a moment, then shakes his head. “Nah… not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”

BREAKING NEWS! Paulo Di Canio signs for Ipswich Town as a free agent.

Elvis Presley reportedly considered converting to Islam before he died - and even chose a Muslim name: Ahmal Shooq-Up.

Sunderland’s new TikTok is brilliant 😂😂😂

@JordiCruyff @JohanCruyff

10 years since you left us. More present than ever. 🫶

Lmaoooooo I’m crying

Got a lovely welcome from the team at Ipswich Town. #ITFC

In fairness to Ipswich Town they are consistent. Hitler really enjoyed his visit to Portman Road in 1936.

Ndiaye pointing to the “Our Kings Of Africa” flag, the cameraman catching it just as the South Stand erupts into “I guess that’s why they call it the blues”… pure cinema. The timing couldn’t be more perfect 💙💎