will

I love my girlfriend

Whoever the bozo-heartless-freak is that stole my jacket, I hope you’re allergic to pistachios (there was trail mix in the pocket)

99 luftballons winter

I know I’m in a bad way because I saw a dog food commercial and it looked a little tasty

You can live forever on Christmas

Shittin like it came to me in a dream

The Partridge Family at Del Taco

Sweaty stomach full of soup

Canned soup, homework, and the bright kitchen lightbulb.

Soup in October with a beautiful girl! (Also, with a side of bread)

Tallest person in del taco. Call Guinness book of world records please

Screen time is down because I just watch over my girlfriend’s shoulder while she scrolls.

Eating jalapeño chips and feeling fast

Unpopular opinion: I love portapotties

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow and I know they’re gonna be mean because they don’t know about my big heart and kind spirit

“Joker” is playing on the TV at the bar. This does not bode well for the nation.

Hawaiian shirt on. Material Girl in the earbuds. Beer in hand. Feet slightly sweaty cause my room has no a/c.

Can’t tell if this plastic container of grapefruit has gone bad or if that’s still just the normal grapefruit taste. Oh well, I’m hungry

I’ve never met someone who was luckier than me