ellis, like the island

Same

I know i’m fuckin busy bc i haven’t watched a movie in a W E E K

One of the worst things about living in berlin is the number of Adult humans i’ve met who primarily refer to other humans as “cuties”

idk WHAT THE FUCK is going on but i’ve heard about 4 engagements from people from my past in the last week

I literally start squealing with excitement if i hear people speaking Norwegian in public

If i have to talk to one more person who thinks Techno partying is “Political” i will literally kill myself

@vorpolitisch ich frag mich das immer aber auf jeden Fall für Touristen

Warum schreiben Berliner "Berlin" auf S-Bahnschilder? Vergessen die sonst, wo sie sich aufhalten?

@lore_thickening thank god ur coming back

listening to deutschlandlied la marseillaise and il canto degli italiani omw back to europe

@souljaboyle I highly doubt that

Went to palermo and suddenly became a top

On this week’s episode of “Can ellis remember where in the city he last locked his bike”

I love my puffed spelt

? Australia is not even a real country

bruh

@mothyself Oh my God i miss Marenglen’s parents

My Airbnb reviews stroke my ego

Same and the only word to describe the outside world at this time is “Thick”

i literally have NO ONE to talk to about my guilty pleasure tv show Smallville. ANYONE>???

Read on someone’s phone next to me on train on chatgpt: 5 Interpretations of your date

I get significantly more attention when im on the U bahn with a dog in my lap vs without

@lore_thickening sexy Thai bitch

I wish i was from blkn instead of bkln (Balkans / brooklyn) 😪