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Let's make some new connections. Where are my fellow Kongz? !OOH

Today we're introducing Claude Code for Marketing. In one prompt, Fastlane deploys social media accounts, generates viral content, and posts everything for you automatically. This is beyond insanity.

this shit is terrifying...................

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@goohdoteth Hey I would be interested!

Anyone need a ticket for Miku Expo Chicago Sunday April 13th? One group member could not go. Front left orchestra seats.

@mattman8813 @mikuexpo I have an extra April 13th Chicago

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Anyone looking for a Miku ticket April 13th in Chicago? Have an extra one at the way front.

If my portfolio drops another 10% I’m going to the next no kings protest

FIRST LOOK: Pokémon x PUMA "Day & Night" Collection • Fade Nitro "Pikachu" • Mostro "Espeon" • Fade Nitro "Umbreon" • Inverse "Mimikyu" 🗓️ April 2nd

Today, we’re releasing a feature that allows Claude to control your computer: Mouse, keyboard, and screen, giving it the ability to use any app. I believe this is especially useful if used with Dispatch, which allows you to remotely control Claude on your computer while you’re away.

You can now enable Claude to use your computer to complete tasks. It opens your apps, navigates your browser, fills in spreadsheets—anything you'd do sitting at your desk. Research preview in Claude Cowork and Claude Code, macOS only.

Okay, I'm about to make some of you SMB owners very rich with this post lol What if I told you... there's a way to have one sales guy do the work of 20. Let's say you own a roofing, fence, deck, or construction company... did you know that you can buy high resolution same day satellite imagery? Some of you may know that, roofers especially. The mega roofing companies like Roof Maxx do this, but they pay $35 to $50 PER ROOF to review for storm damage. They also pay companies a lot of money to monitor hail damage in areas. This is still a clunky method that is very expensive. Well fuck that... it's 2026 you guys. Now you can do it, but not only that... you can do it MUCH better and MUCH cheaper. Stop wasting your time and money sending dudes on the ground to go property scouting. This is how you do it... Buy the satellite data, but not per roof, buy the high res images of entire areas where the storm went through. It's like $500. Feed that data into Gemini 2.5 Pro. It's the best AI vision model available. Have it scope every property for homes with damage. Cross reference the flagged properties with parcel data and map a route for your sales guy to go direct to damaged properties only. BUT WAIT... It gets better... Vibe code an app that does it. Connect to NOAA and Open-meteo API. It's FREE dude. 1. Set up automated triggers for severe weather. 2. When a weather event is triggered, it calls to the satellite imagery provider API and pulls the images. 3. The images get picked up by Gemini 2.5 Pro and scanned. 4. Properties get flagged and address matched and triggers the next step 5. Nano Banana 2 reads the storm data to generate a specific storm event mailer and triggers the next step. 6. That mailer is sent through API to a Direct Mail provider with SAME DAY service. 7. Mailers hit the mailboxes before the other companies even get out of bed. BONUS is you didn't even have to get out of bed either. It's automatic man. 8. The addresses are batch scheduled and sent to your CRM for your sales rep to hit them directly. He better get up early. I built this for fun. It works. But I cheaped out my test with Google Satellite imagery because I don't own any of those types of companies man I'd like my Ferrari to be Red please. Thank You. 🫡

This is the easiest side-hustle ever. Pick up a couple of these from Costco, post on Facebook marketplace and rent out for $15/each. We rent them almost every week from now through the end of summer. They’re on sale at Costco and we just picked up a couple more. You won’t get rich with 8 tables, but it’s about as passive as income will ever be.

local in-person AI classes for corporate boomers. think Claude 101. easily a $ 25K/mo opportunity. rent a presentation room. run meta ads targeting 35-60 year olds. charge $500-$1000 for a 2-day hands-on workshop. teach vibecoding, Claude, ChatGPT, prompting and agents. the demand is insane. these people see AI everywhere but have zero clue how to use it. they want face-to-face guidance, not online courses. run the same curriculum weekly. refine based on questions. multiple up-sell or down-sell opportunities. scale to multiple cities once you nail the format. you’re hitting a market everyone else ignores. corporate boomers with cash who prefer learning in person. they are also being told to learn these tools daily.. no chance this doesn’t work if you execute. go out and nail this.

@JohnLoc18 This is bottom. PT 673 SL 644

$SPY my new port positions, cut loss the early one. Will hold 👍

@JohnLoc18 This is the bottom unless 644 breaks. See you at 675

$SPY I’m going to get some puts at close if there’s any scam pump, big charts look pretty bad right now. 😐

@JohnLoc18 650 coming then up

$SPY 659 resistance needs to break.

@JohnLoc18 650 is coming first

$SPY 5 mins, 30 mins, hourly and two hours charts are oversold, get some calls. Nfa.

Not tonight babe… Me and the boys are monitoring the situation in the Strait of Hormuz over a few pints.

stop applying for bank loans like a normal person there are $2.3 billion in government grants available right now that you never have to pay back not loans. not credit. free money from the federal government sitting in databases that 99% of business owners have never opened grants.gov has 1,900+ active grant opportunities RIGHT NOW. the SBA has grants. the USDA has grants for rural businesses. the department of energy has grants for clean tech. state governments have their own programs. cities have their own programs. there are grants specifically for: women-owned businesses (SBA Women's Business Centers + Amber Grant: $10,000 monthly, $25,000 annually) veteran-owned businesses (StreetShares Foundation, VetFran) minority-owned businesses (MBDA grants, National Urban League) businesses in rural areas (USDA Rural Business Development Grants up to $500K) businesses in specific industries (SBIR/STTR grants for tech and research: $275K-$1.5M) businesses creating jobs in underserved areas (Community Development Block Grants) nobody applies because the application process is intentionally intimidating. 20-40 page proposals. budgets. timelines. impact statements. most business owners see the requirements and close the tab that's exactly what they want. fewer applicants means less competition means higher approval rates for the people who actually submit SBIR grants (Small Business Innovation Research) give tech startups $275K in Phase 1 and up to $1.5M in Phase 2. the acceptance rate for Phase 1 is around 25%. one in four. that's insanely high for free money. most people assume it's 1% and don't bother USDA Rural Business Development Grants go up to $500K for businesses in rural areas. if your business operates outside a major metro, you might qualify. population threshold varies but generally towns under 50,000 population. a huge portion of America qualifies the Amber Grant gives $10,000 every month to a woman-owned business. the application is one page. one page for $10,000 in free money. they've given away millions and the applicant pool is embarrassingly small relative to eligible businesses btw, the application is not about your business. it's about their mission. every grant-making organization has specific goals. job creation. innovation. community impact. environmental improvement. your application needs to show how YOUR business accomplishes THEIR goals. frame everything around impact, not revenue hire a grant writer if the grant is over $50K. professional grant writers charge $2,000-$5,000 and have 40-60% success rates. spending $3,000 to access $275K is the best ROI in business apply to 10-15 grants simultaneously. it's a numbers game. the people winning grants are applying to everything they qualify for, not just one and praying now combine this with 0% credit: get $150K in 0% business credit to fund operations TODAY while your grant applications process (grants take 60-180 days). if you get approved for a $275K SBIR grant, the grant money pays off the credit cards. you've been operating on free capital the entire time and now have $275K in non-dilutive funding with zero debt even the government wants to give you money. you just never asked (we build full capital stacks: 0% credit + grant positioning + SBA. link in bio for business owners doing $250k+/yr)

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