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@goonantony

I swear by expiry dates. Kempinski still looks better.

Nyeri, Kenya Katılım Nisan 2013
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Oladoja@_onlyscott·
Guess the national team? 👀 Level: HARD
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Gathinji@goonantony·
@JamieButon 🤣🤣na zile za Korea mtu mmoja anapiga watu 54. Nazimanga iyo upuzi immediately
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Sebastian™@Azariel91·
He ain’t miss one punch 😭😭😭😭 Lmao, they just dropped the extended version of that gas station fight. Racism got cured real quick 😭🤣
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nicco🇰🇪@iLnico4real·
Gun to Ruto's head name one type of a car.
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Ubuntu Bantu 🥷
Ubuntu Bantu 🥷@Voice_Roy·
The 2M car loan is not just a rumor; it is part of the established lore of this breakup. The streets know the specific details: the pressure to upgrade from a sensible Demio to a KSh 1.9 Mil Mazda CX-5, and the expensive house renovations moving from Kitengela to Limuru to keep up appearances. Pascal was essentially forced to finance a lifestyle that the Kenyan acting/entertainment industry simply cannot sustain. When you take out a commercial loan to satisfy a domestic aesthetic, you aren't building a marriage; you are building a CRB profile.
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wambuii
wambuii@wambuijoan2024·
Pascal Tokodi has Separated with his wife Grace Ekirapa 4yrs after their private wedding. The separation was as result of Pascal FAILURE to give Grace a lavish lifestyle. From the onset Grace demanded that as celebrities thy needed to live big, enjoy flamboyance, Splendour & Glamour with little consideration to Pascal financial capacity. This forced Pascal to get into loans & borrowing in order to satisfy his wife's outrageous demands, at some point he took a loan of 2M to get his wife a car.Eloi!! May wanyos remember his pipo in that thing called marej!
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Indulandula
Indulandula@sam_makokha·
i told a friend after amezimiwa gari ,to go fuel full tank n say hana pesa ,Fuel station impounded the car,akaacha gari hapo ,the car hire alikujia gari yake na kulipia full tank ya harrier 😂😂😂 upus got to sorted with upus
Elvis@Elvis_Localman

Mimi if I pay you full amount of money unizimie gari I am entitled to fully use I will leave it where you switched it off, hire a pickup truck nearby, ning’oe tyre 🛞 moja na battery, pack them in the pickup wewe ukujie gari yako at your free time. Respect will have to go both ways.

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ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪
ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪@onjolo_kenya·
Today near Dedan Kimathi University in Nyeri .13 dead on the spot. Not even taken to hospital ,straight to the morgue. And this is almost a normal day. People move on, the news cycle moves on, and nothing really changes. Attempts have been made before. Murkomen tried to introduce cameras in public transport and it was rejected. NTSA tried to introduce instant fines through highway cameras, and people said it was better for that money to go to police on the road instead of instant fines that were reportedly going into a private account ,even though the camera system would actually have enforced the rules. Personally, I would choose the lesser evil if it meant enforcement actually happens. But the problem is bigger than fines and cameras. The problem is structural. Public transport in Kenya wasn’t privatized in one decision , it faded into private hands over time. In the 1960s and 70s, services were mainly run by government linked bus companies and Kenya Railways. Then in 1973, matatus were legalized, opening the door for private operators. By the 1980s, public systems were collapsing due to poor management and inefficiency, while matatus thrived because they were faster and more flexible. In the 1990s, economic reforms accelerated the government’s withdrawal, and by the mid 90s matatus dominated. Kenya didn’t privatize public transport through a plan ,the government stepped back and the private sector filled the gap. Maybe the conversation we should be having now is whether public transport is too important to be left entirely to the private sector. Because what we have now is not just a transport system its a business of death !
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Gathinji@goonantony·
@GeorgeO58272140 @onjolo_kenya No one has opposed anything. The implementation would be great by all means. It's only that it doesn't apply in this context.
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George@GeorgeO58272140·
@goonantony @onjolo_kenya @onjolo_kenya ametaja point fiti sana generally, most accidents in Kenya uletwa na matatu, nyi ndo wasee uopose Kila kitu nzuri gava wanajaribu kufanya
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Wuod Japuonj@_omondioloo·
@goonantony @onjolo_kenya You are funny. Was the original post meant for you alone? X has a feature for direct messages in cases of private conversation.
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Wuod Japuonj@_omondioloo·
@goonantony @onjolo_kenya I'm sure you know various reasons why accidents do occur on our roads. Just pick one and make an assumption in this case.
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Gathinji@goonantony·
@MIKEMANANI_ What stops such clients from just walking into inchcape kenya?
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mikemanani_@MIKEMANANI_·
Chasing my clients birthday date , this car has to arrive before March 25th. Ladies and gents, 2024 Land Rover Range Rover Vogue D300!
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Gathinji@goonantony·
@generali_osumo Are Students leaders being used by politicians what you are calling kenyans? Nonsense.
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Generali Osumo@generali_osumo·
Avoid Uhuru Highway, University Way and Lower State House road. University of Nairobi students rioting over the abduction of Raphael Tuju. Ruto's administration is joking with Kenyans!
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Rikies Nyaks@NRikies·
@KhalifKairo During COVID period I lost everything, 2 matatus, one Uber car and my family. I almost lost it, got admitted in one of the rehabs around kiambu, stayed there for 3 months, and I got help that I needed. To cut long story short, I now own two major businesses.
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khalif kairo@KhalifKairo·
Losing an office or a car or woman is basically nothing. In Chess, the game ends when the King falls, not when a pawn takes your queen. Guard your Mindset and faith. The noise is meant to strip your confidence away, ujisahau and ugive up.
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Gathinji@goonantony·
@Casandrafaith25 Sisemi amechapa but kunyoa ndo kuglow ama nini imechange significantly?
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Cassandra 🌺
Cassandra 🌺@Casandrafaith25·
Men, take notes… when you leave her, she doesn’t break, she glows. And I mean 100 times brighter than when you were with her 🔥👌keki Mary okoth😍
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Gathinji@goonantony·
@MattWallace888 @grok Not a fan of Bibi but you are just creating illusions in your mind. There's no sixth finger.
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Matt Wallace
Matt Wallace@MattWallace888·
Hey @grok can you analyze Benjamin Netanyahu’s hands in these screenshots from his address tonight and tell us the % chance of it being real
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Gathinji@goonantony·
@Josh001J There's no unpredictability in misusing money.
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Josh@Josh001J·
I know a guy who used to roll around in a Range and a Harrier as his official cars. A Crown was just the chase car, with about five boys always around him. In one sitting he could easily spend around 50k, and a weekend budget ilikuwa kama 500k. Saa hii, even fare ya matatu is a struggle. Instead of Red or Black Label, siku hizi ye hukunywa keg. Life is unpredictable. Especially when you misuse money or start looking down on people just because they don’t have what you have.
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LANDLORD🇰🇪@bozgabi·
Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet. We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔😔
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Roro ☃
Roro ☃@RoRoFli·
*Jesus raises Lazarus from death* People owing Lazarus:
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