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@goones75
GOONES 🇳🇬 Crypto Enthusiast | AI Content Creator | Lagos Nightlife Vibes & Viral Reactions 🔥 Hot Takes • Crypto Insights • Face-Cam Edits DM for Collabs
Lagos, Nigeria 🇳🇬 Katılım Mart 2025
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@jushappiest Who be your goat penaldo chi when my goat no be goat again he is now a dragon
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@goones75 My goat pass all of una goat o, Good morning Sir
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Every expert was once a beginner. Keep learning, keep improving, and never stop believing in yourself. ⚡
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Good morning my mutuals, una don finally see my side, I don overtry, anything more than this, my brother go break my head, sha if we are mutuals, and I never engage you, comment on this, so I can see it and engage you biko, i nor be anyone village people o, so engage make I see u
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This one self dey
I don dey wait like an hour now food never come out
Tell me in the comments section how many hour you dey wait for.
Aliyu El-ladan@AbuTurab_com
My 1st day as a husband waiting for food 🥣😂🤣✨
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@Kennycole009 Messi is not a goat again he is now a dragon we don leave goat debate for Ronaldo and other players
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Good morning from the 🐐
If you stayed awake to hate watch, shame on you 😂
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My Goat did well yesterday
Kenneth cole🇳🇬🇦🇴@Kennycole009
Good morning from the 🐐 If you stayed awake to hate watch, shame on you 😂
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My phone died a natural death last week.
The screen just went black and refused to wake up.
I decided to go to Computer Village to buy a.
"UK Used" iPhone.
Everyone knows the rule:
"UK used is cheaper;
it’s basically new."
I walked into a small shop.
With bright blue lights.
The guy behind the counter.
Was wearing three silver chains.
He looked at me like a long-lost brother.
"Ah, Chairman!
Welcome!
I have the exact spec for you."
"iPhone 13 Pro Max.
Pristine condition.
Factory unlocked."
He brought out the phone from a velvet pouch.
It looked clean.
No scratches.
The battery health was showing 98%.
I was excited.
I thought I had hooked a major deal.
I paid the money.
Did a quick transfer.
And left with joy.
I reached home by 7:00 PM.
I plugged the phone into the charger.
Suddenly.
The phone started vibrating aggressively.
The screen lit up.
But instead of the classic Apple logo.
A giant green Android robot popped up.
The robot was waving at me.
Android?
Inside an iPhone shell?
What kind of international biological engineering is this?
I opened the camera app to check the quality.
The camera didn't focus.
It looked like a CCTV footage from 1994.
When I typed a message.
The keyboard made the sound of.
A mechanical typewriter.
I called the guy immediately.
"Hello, boss.
This phone I bought from you is showing.
An Android logo."
He didn't even stutter.
His voice was completely smooth.
"Ah, Chairman, don't worry.
That is the new iOS 19 update."
"Apple just signed a partnership.
With Google last week."
"It’s a hybrid operating system for security."
A hybrid operating system?
Between Apple and Android?
Sir, you sold me an Infinix that.
Went to private school!
You gave the phone a plastic surgery!
I drove back there this morning to collect my refund.
The shop was locked.
A guy next door told me the owner.
Travelled to Cotonou to buy "new stock."
Computer Village vendors will sell you.
A device that defies the laws of physics and technology.
They are not salesboys.
They are illusionists.
Have you ever been sold a legendary fake tech product?
Let's cry together in the replies! 💀👇
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