em. ah.

@cd4losangeles This somehow managed to piss off everyone on every side of this lmao pick a lane

Read my full statement: councildistrict4.lacity.gov/cd4-statement-…

You’re saying that your sets are so gripping, so flawless that no one would leave the dance floor unless you *intentionally* played a bad track. okay!!

All the replies to this saying “we do it intentionally so the bar can make money” are SENDING ME

Remember getting to the “end” of tinder

@IveSeenFootage @grahamjirvin True

Just remembered that one of my exes would brush his teeth by first squeezing toothpaste *directly into his mouth* and then getting the toothbrush in there.

Is anything in this world not bullshit

Lexis play budget is where we’re drawing the line on realism in euphoria huh 😂

@GoBigShowTBS #firebreather

I can’t

We’re still doing this??

@itsflanagain @whoweekly

Finally watching the Kennedy Center Honors...... there is NO way that Joni Mitchell knows (or even cares) who Ellie Goulding is

Out here trying to access the sensation of having friends without ever speaking to another human being

@UrbanOutfitters Had to send 5 emails and call 3 times to find out this is on back order and they don’t know when they’ll have it lol!!! Thanks so much for ur help tho!!

@gooooochy Hi Emma! Thank you for reaching out. Upon review of your order TN10093611, the Upholstered Bamboo Storage Bench has yet to ship out. Please allow 48-72 business hours for your order to ship out.

@UrbanOutfitters I am literally begging you to ship me this stupid shoe bench I ordered a month and a half ago lmao

@UrbanOutfitters That’s what your customer service people said 3 days ago!!!

@UrbanOutfitters think of the poor shoes!

Being in your late twenties is all about settling on a preferred sleeping position

New candidate just dropped 👀👀👀 @EunissesH