Don Quijote

Im Retarded and Scared

Michael Jackson is gone Prince is gone Madonna is still here. Lil Tay is gone. Bhad Bhabie is gone. Woah Vicky? I'm still here.

Need me a Busch light apple

I was just talking to the president

Chase Utley That guy rocked.

Ronald Reagan when HIV medication was introduced

give a man a drunk cig, he smokes for a night teach a man to bum a drunk cig, he smokes for a lifetime

Killing myself postponed to next week #blessed

i got Buy Polar Disorder

Porter Martone #StanleyCup

yeah dude isolate yourself in your room no one cares anyways

lmao

My dick look like an AI ad (derogatory)

FLYERED UP

Born to drink forced to piss

My junk is rent controlled

TODAYS THE DAY

When Tottenham lose today im gonna kill myself 💯

Had a nightmare that I was in purgatory and the only thing I could do was spread cream cheese over a bagel but the cream cheese kept evaporating.