Gordon White

Before Sunrise is unwatchable because it's so good. It's such a beautiful encapsulation of young iPhoneless love, shot on analog film, a nineties time machine of a mysterious Europe that no longer exists, you feel like you are dying as you watch it.

Discussing geopolitics at 2am with bro with the depth and intricacy of a Pentagon briefing (you’re both unemployed)

trying to change the time on my microwave

How libertarians see election cycles

Me telling my mom a secret: My mom the next day:

Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salmon

Took a picture of this paraglider today and it just looks like a minimalist illustration of Adolf Hitler

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

On February 14th I'm going to go comment "i miss us" on random couples post

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

You don’t compare 2 bad bitches.

me calling whoever removed the 29th, 30th, and 31st in february so they can remove the 14th

“you better not be cunty owl” me:

my printer when I tell it to print something

Never run a fruit stand if you're in an action movie.

listening to a song and the music bounces from ear to ear

it’s probably in a better mood