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unhinged ramblings of a middle aged white woman

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Being a woman is the most raped thing you can ever be. You should trick yourself into liking being the raped and then life will be easier.
Gia Macool@GiaMMacool

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”. It’s not because men are selfish. It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.” He was not in the mood to… Wake up early Work overtime Wash their truck Lift heavy weights Manage the finances Please every customer Train the new guy at work Argue with their boss (again) Fix the leaky faucet at midnight Mow the lawn in the blazing heat Deal with the insurance company …and yet he did it all without complaining. Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.” That’s bullsh*t.

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Bro had to go private
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Michael Orthodox ☦
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Do you realize how INSANE it is that To Kill a Mockingbird is a story of a black man being r@ped and killed by a white woman and it's mandatory reading in American schools
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@JureatP Yippieeee I just like chibi characters the best
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@nekohive86 @lorddoomie Everyone tags doom when they see a lizard it is the best branding I’ve ever seen an oomfer do
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Look at this Goofy little guy 🐍
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Kanye disses Donald Trump on ‘Bully’ 🤯‼️ “We about to make this a WW3. But the Israelis won’t be controlling me. It’ll be the cabinet vs Nick Fuentes, Candace Owens, Sneako and me. Those are the avengers on my team.” “Orange spray tan, invading Iran. Strings pulled by Benjamin. He got you on his puppet hand. The way I cross the line they’ll need to call ICE, man. “Tell JD Vance to run me my advance. Before I hit him with the left, right, like I got no political stance.” “I might run for president again just to get head in the Oval Office. And have Melania pull up and show her what a real c*ck is”
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@dream_blue_xx I’m not into that but it would kinda be nice for genshin to do something that’s not totally predictable
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I am so lonely LOL
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@itz_kiis Everyone will love her soon just like everyone hated ineffa. I personally gooned to ineffa the day she leaked
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@Dziku_uoh I’m so glad genshin is releasing baddies again. Literally seeing llauma daily made me sick
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>Stupid retard ugly cat licked my food > I covered it I horseradish sauce so I would not eat it > sneeze.jpg You get what you fucking deserve
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Andrew Garfield says he recently watched the Harry Potter films for the first time, but added: “we shouldn’t be putting money in the pocket of inhumane legislation right now through she that shall remain nameless.”
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@BrokeUglyRetard I ate Arby’s after fasting for 24 hours and I feel so full and chudly
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What are you eating for dinner
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