Mike Tran

Wait until AI comes out with a stripper outlet. You tell the robot that runs on ChatGPT and say “hey give me lap dance like the slavery days”

It would be pretty cool if I can buy this house with just jokes

Been in Austin, Texas for 4 days so far. These three bros from London were so excited to see Joe Rogan and kept asking where the weed was it haha. I just handed them a pair of chopsticks.

There needs to be more taco conveyer belt restaurants in towns.

Fried rice Yoga ? Who needs oil when you can splash some soy sauce on yo body

@EmmettIzgubnik @PaulyShore lol

@PaulyShore @gotmiketran my little "werewolf pup" needed a bed .. she destroyed my laundry basket and tore up all my laundry while I was in the shower, look at her face.. she is saying "hello, I'm cute"

My buddy @gotmiketran sent me this video of my dog Buster from a couple years ago. You can’t leave puppies alone otherwise they’ll go cra-cra! Right, BUSTER?

@dsheehan96 @PaulyShore What a cutie. Does he like Chinese food

@toneloc118 @PaulyShore Damn duuuude

@PaulyShore @gotmiketran my puppy ate my bed when i first left him alone

@CWMovie1971 @PaulyShore @netflix lol

@PaulyShore @gotmiketran What evidence do we have that Buster did this?. Maybe @gotmiketran framed Buster. We need an @netflix crime docu series to look into this asap.

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@DaisyDucati Hell Yeah !

Thank you so much!!!

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What do you call a person who’s half asian and half redneck….a corn dog !!

Throwback to Pauly Shore's variety show at the Plaza Hotel in downtown Las Vegas! Always a fun time hahaha

One day, public toilets are gonna out of style. Instead, everyone will be shitting or pissing in their cars as fuel for transportation.

Its Friday the 13th.....Tell that Black cat to go fuck it self....You're walking in with a big dick and a Voodoo eye!

Why aren't there juice fountains in grade schools and colleges? That would be the answer to keep kids up to speed with their vitamins. Why wouldn't anyone not want chilled out grape juice after badminton practice

This is gonna stretch your stomach and allow you dominate the feast.

If you wanna maximize your stomach to get your moneys worth for AYCE restaurants. Eat a lot watermelon and drink lots of water a few days before.

In a different reality the minions of the movie "Despicable Me" are just Asian Midgets.