Scram Bankz

My buddy just put his ball marker down on his seat so nobody would take it. #EXPAND

BREAKING: Elite 2026 Dual-Threat Driver Tiger Woods has Committed to Georgia, he tells me for @Rivals Woods, a unanimous First-Team All-American in Florida Highway Patrol circles, recorded a 0.15 BAC, 3 missed stop signs, and a 4.2 dash from the sobriety test last night. “I just felt like Kirby Smart was the only coach who could truly develop my game off the field. Respect my decision. #GoDawgs 🐾🚔”

@StevieFillmore @MrOhio that’s a lot of points for IU mr. filmore!!

@MrOhio 42-30

BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP #1 Ohio State vs #2 Indiana What are your score predictions? I’ll buy a beer for whoever predicts the correct score first. (I’ll Venmo you $10) Must use this format: 30-0

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@BaronBillings23 @sgmclean @StevieFillmore so big

@sgmclean @StevieFillmore @gotomhanks NO WAY

spit on me, please. thanks.

Finding Family Guy on your hotel TV is like pulling a ray gun from the box

Just copped a bag and did some lines

pls save me

Any ball knowers? If not #LANK #goldscar

@incognitoStunna #writeoff

Trying to make a funny tweet with this shirt is how I’m justifying buying it

Israel and Iran after accepting the ceasefire

@BillsBullsBucks hum now clips

@BillsBullsBucks grippin

white women be naming their cat miso

#NewProfilePic #dj

@marthasjugs pool party this weekend. let’s do it

I nominate @gotomhanks to drink a 12 pack of yummies