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@LFC_Tandy Playing a striker on the wing

What’s stopping this team from winning the Quadruple every season ?

@ekitikEraa I don't think Olise is what we need really, we bought Witz for a lot of money. We just need a solid winger with pace and strength to compliment Isak and Ekitike

🚨Liverpool are using konate and Ekitike to work on Salah replacement. 😈

@SamaHoole But we have more genetic variances that animals

@gp_kuda Mate, humans are animals.

Stomach acid pH across species: Sheep: 5.0 - dedicated herbivore Horse: 5.5 - dedicated herbivore Gorilla: 4.5 - dedicated herbivore Dog: 2.0 - carnivore Wolf: 2.0 - carnivore Lion: 2.0 - carnivore Human: 1.5 - more acidic than all of them Vulture: 1.0 - obligate scavenger Hyena: 1.5 - bone-crushing scavenger We didn't evolve as herbivores who occasionally ate meat. We evolved as scavengers who moved up the food chain. That pH 1.5 isn't designed to digest salad. It's designed to kill the botulism in a three-day-old carcass. You have the stomach of something that ate whatever was dead and available. Your ancestors were not fussy. They were alive.

@SamaHoole You can't compare humans to animals. Humans live in many different regions on the globe and have different genetics based on which region they live in 😂

The vulture eats: - Animals that have been dead for several days - Partially decomposed meat in 40-degree heat - Anthrax. The vulture can survive anthrax. Your stomach acid kills the same pathogens. At the same pH. You evolved to eat meat that other carnivores couldn't touch. Not because you were the best hunter. Because you were the best scavenger. The lion made the kill. You waited, watched, and moved in when it was done. Your stomach handled the rest. Five million years of refinement. Then someone told you red meat was dangerous.

EMERGENCY! The Premier League is a shitshow! This obsession with corners and long throws has fucked us over in Europe where they actually play football

@LFCApproved I don't want Wirtz anywhere near that team

Not arsed, probably won’t watch but, if this side starts I’ll give it attention for 10-15 minutes…

@T0NDERAI That's why we love UCL, the likes of Geuhi are getting exposed 😂

English teams are all getting clapped this evening

@Absolut_Sabs This car is so pointless

The Curvv is so tall and narrow 🧐

@Thelumusa_Nkosi The Mercedes X class has potential to take on the ranger raptor if Mercedes were serious

Cars that shouldn’t have been discontinued?

@T0NDERAI It's getting scary now, it's going to get to a point where we can't control it

@gp_kuda I instantly remembered the conversation we had about AI code.

@singh_tremaine @linda_mot I know it's hard to believe but it is true😂

I saw a Cell C billboard yesterday. Is that company still in business?

@goatecpro The main reason people don't take Chinese phones seriously is because most look like iPhone clones. They should ditch that software that looks like IOS and have their own unique designs

Dear Chinese OEMs, this year is probably one of the best opportunities to show the world you can make truly competitive, even superior flagship products. But you absolutely need to invest in marketing. I'm currently using an OPPO Find X9 Pro and it's amazing, yet I haven't seen a single ad highlighting its camera or battery outside the internet. You make great products. Now promote them better.

@Mr_PeterM I was today years old when I learnt that there's a 2.8 D4D

GD6 is famous, but is it better than D4D?

@CashNSport 'Betway Kyalami Grand Prix' 😴

South African Formula 1 Update South Africa has secured sponsorship from various brands to pay the hosting fees for Formula1 Annual Fee: Estimated between $35 million and $50 million (approx. R650 million to R930 million) per year The brands are: Betway Discovery MTN SuperSport Canal+ No update yet on when we could host but early estimates are from 2028 onwards

Whatever Dis-chem & Capitec are cooking is so sus cos what do you mean I must pay R220 extra just because I didn’t use a Capitec card.

@AdvKindness In terms of what exactly?

The Hyundai i20 is such an underrated hatch. 😮‍💨🫰🏾

@TechHome100 Good specs, but what is this design. A big company like oppo can't be creative?

OPPO Find X9s Pro 🍀 ▫️ 6.32" 1.5K Flat Screen ▫️ Dimensity 9500 ▫️ 200MP HP5 Main unit (1/1.56") ▫️ 200MP HP5 (3x) Periscope Telephoto (1/1.56") ▫️ 50MP UW ▫️ Danxia Color Restoration Lens ▫️ 7000mAh±🔋+ 80W⚡ ▫️ IP69/68, Wireless Charging ▫️ 3D Ultrasonic Fingerprint #OPPO #OPPOFindN6

@linda_mot Coding is the easiest part of Software development

Software Architects have a great job. 80% meetings. 20% coding. R150k monthly gross with benefits

@Tumi213 People watch too many YouTube drag races. In real life that car has all the speed most people need

A car that can get to 220km/h without breaking a sweat is said to not be fast. I love X man