Great Pigeon

weather better no be good tomorrow, george square will be mobbed #fuckoffhumanscum

can someone tap me 20p for a loaf a bread?

Pigeons were meant to flyyyyyy, claws up in the skyyyyyy.

Why does it always rain on me? Is it because im a pigeon who doesn't have anywhere to sleep?

Fuck the pigeon police.

big city pigeon pimp

any wee durty down queen street station want pumped? In dier need of my hole. meet outside burger king? #pigeonproblems

"@Bubb4_lip: Wish i had naturally olive skin" possibly the gayest tweet ever. Brrr.

"@smellyc4tt: no photo has ever summed me up better pic.twitter.com/oI9oSwsEsi" liek diz if yu crie evrtym.

Oh my fuck I've just found my missing cousin Pete. The bastards have fucking locked him up. Brrr human scum.

Managed to find my way into someone's house and i can't find me way out. FUCK. Brrr.

You only live pigeon.

@ChrisSwavey no you weren't ya mug, you dont even know me. fuck up.

Lindsay Lohan would receive my pigeon penis

@ThatKidMorgan shut the fuck up you retweet seeking swaggot #eatmyexcrement

thank fuck the weekend is nearly over, cant be dealin wae drunken fannies whiteying all over my spots #weekendwankers

@xDemxx so was i.

@xDemxx Look i lost my anus in a terrible cycling accident when i was younger. I have to shit using a cholostomy bag.

@xDemxx if i just go around shitting on children everyone will hate me tho and won't feed me bread. It's a catch 22.

"@xDemxx: i dont really care what you've been through!" you should. Everywhere i go fucking children chase me. It's not fucking easy