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who cares if it's confusing! people WANT to be confused. why do you think so many people like the movie inception

write a protagonist that will make people say, "baby boy. baby" (gender neutral)

don't have a first sentence. start with the second sentence

it's okay to write the same sentence twice 126 pages apart as a treat

@sinnonny_ someone at a writing group my friend went to gave this as criticism of a novel and did not offer any further explanation

@gr8writingtips wait im curious if theres an explanation u got for this cos this sounds odd but interesting

make sure in your novel you have a day phase and a night phase. if you don't it is forbidden

if someone tells you your book isn't relatable, scream at them until they go away

this isn't gr8 writing prompts. this is gr8 writing tips. get in the pool already

best advice i can give is to put your absolute heart and soul into it. the honesty is the key thing. you've got to bare your soul or it won't matter. oh wait writing? sorry, i was talking about selling counterfeit armani bags on ebay. i've got no fucking idea about writing

throw yourself into a gigantic pool of red liquid

don't listen to me, i used the word "suddenly" 91 times in my novel

you gotta remember to give your protagonist motivations. yes, even if you don't have any. yes. really

you may never be the best, and that's because i am. i am the best writer. bow down to me

hello reader. would you like to play a game? in front of you are your favourite bits of writing, your 'darlings'. if you do not kill them the huge metal spike above you will kill you. so what's it to be? you or your darlings? make your choice. btw it's me jigsaw from the saw fra

advertise your book by highlighting its best attributes: paper quality, the weight of the paper, the texture and finish of the paper,

make sure you format your manuscript correctly by changing all of the words to the lyrics of 'in the air tonight' by phil collins. agents love that

when you've finished a draft, you may find yourself thinking "it could always be better". you're right. it could be. start over pussy

pretend that you did some writing for all of the payoff and none of the work, or actual success

no one buying your book? have you tried blackmail?