grace 🪐

i finally figured out how to get twitter and now it’s everyone else’s problem

“i can do hard things” but it’s literally just going to the grocery store

@Carfrogss thinking about this tweet rn

genuinely what the FUCK causes all that traffic down in wilsonvile every day

you can clearly see my priorities

all my purses have condoms and soy sauce packets

@Carfrogss mercedes benz if wilsonville iykyk

all yall always be bragging about backing up but you larpers have a backup cam. try doing it raw and see how it feels

i hate those fuck ass tiny cars!!!!!!

i need to get a fucking grip

nurse her head is over her heels

my personally hell is endless grocery shopping and all the clerks are mr beast

there will be signs

if we’re talking and i’m not tweaking out, you’re not long for this world icl

i genuinely tweak out when i like someone

i’m extremely normal about things

“man hater until the day i die” i say to garrett as i’m mixing homemade cookies for a man

im baking cookies for a MAN who even am i where did the man hater go

@chipilonita "help!!!! help!!!! ive got this disorder that makes me not see women as people!!!! wont somebody help me!!! men's mental health matters!!!!!"

Making men wear condoms not for any safety reason just so that they enjoy it less

six planets in aries rn and i am FEELING it. do not play w me rn

he was the prototype.