grass

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

25%

Timing.

🏆| @TaylorSwift13 wins 9 awards at the #VMAs - Artist Of The Year - Video Of The Year: AH - Song Of The Year: AH - Best Pop: AH - Best Direction: AH - Best Cinematography: AH - Best Visual Effects: AH - Album Of The Year: Midnights - Show Of The Summer: Eras Tour

Your honor their argument is good but do you see how annoying they are

I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR (OH) SAID, "I'M FINE, " BUT IT WASN'T TRUE I DON'T WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUST TO SEAL MY FATE (OH)

Taylor really saw the Hunger Games trending and said “ok I’ll give them Eyes Open and Safe & Sound”

FROM SPRINKLER SPLASHES TO FIREPLACE ASHES I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS FOR THIS I HOSTED PARTIES AND STARVED MY BODY LIKE I’D BE SAVED BY A PERFECT KISS THE JOKES WEREN’T FUNNY I TOOK THE MONEY MY FRIENDS FROM HOME DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY I LOOKED AROUND IN A BLOOD SOAKED GOWN

I literally took out a gun and shot my grandpa because I thought he changed the channel. Thanks a lot Tubi

Rihanna > Beyoncé. Not particularly close.

We fried rice in a shrimpless place

went to bed at 9, woke early and worked out, now i’m making myself a smoothie. they need to discover a new way for me to feel this good without having to do any of that

Matthew 18:20

when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

“keep this a secret” i will literally keep it locked away in my medium sized circle of friends

Helping ya friend pick a picture to post 🤝 commenting like it’s ya first time ever seeing the picture

the part with the pen is the most fucked up thing ive ever seen

me singing to "Back to December" by Taylor Swift