leah 🐇

(horniest I’ve ever been in my life): “so how does this video game work?”

@ComfyCa lord i see what you do for others

My friend pet my hair once and it felt really good but after a few seconds I thought “l shouldn’t overstay my welcome” so I moved away only for her to grab my hair and yank me back to her and I almost fainted

lesbian vampire girl who starves herself cause she doesn't wanna be a burden to anyone, who shyly stares at you when she's hungry, who bites into your neck very gently and tenderly, who says please and thank you and puts cute hello kitty bandaids on you after she's done feeding

Dogs bark, cats meow, these two say some bullshit [t4t #mizurui yuri]

long distance rabbits 🧡🩷

@VyletPony on it ! 🫡

i'll take this a step further, if u listen to vylet pony ur supposed to be fat

When neither of you can really finish so you make out for a while and then just start hurting each other

dude is it so much to ask for a pretty lady to makeout with me while holding a gun to my ribs and pressing it in further if i try pulling away

beautiful women named Ethics application requires minor revision are emailing me

Crushing on a girl that wakes up at 3pm takes real patience

you think 68 feels so small and powerless sandwiched between big dominant 67 and 69? do you think she likes it

猫に甘えたいウサギ

@MeowyTiff so meowy

me when I when me I when I me when

getting a puppygirl a snack from the shop but making her sit and give paw before she can have it

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

satnav lady telling me “walk east” but i hear “walkies” and my tail starts wagging

自機ﾁｬﾝおみみいじり

trans girl whos speedrunning mental illness in her 20s because she wasnt able to be a crazy teenage girl