grace

microwaving water for my tea. who gives a shit.

adele

don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

Why is it called the mayo clinic lol. Look at me im going to the ketchup hospital! Give me a break

just had 1 beer. everyone has a crush on me. im gonna create a new type of number.

When a girl copies u thats so special. like when a guy jerks off to you, or when a fly is in your apartment

SORRY....

every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

$25 $30 +$5 shipping + $0 shipping

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month

me, in 2016: why do old people type with so many dots 😭😭 me, in 2020: Be safe ..... friends .... <3 love that for you ..... tell Sarah hi for me ..... <3 that’s love

Here’s a link for all GOFA festivities. There is also the link to donate online. HAPPY GOFA!!!! linktr.ee/2020GOFA

Does anyone else feel like Sunday is fully just for texting and feeling weird

I CANT STOP LAUGHING LIKE GIRL YOU LOST.... LIKE YOU LOST AHDKLGSKD

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