Gracie Lane

@kaitlancollins @Kevinliptakcnn

News from @Kevinliptakcnn — Trump may not have called him, but he did leave a letter for Biden.

Summary of the debate: “Well I know you are, but what am I?” for 1.5 hours

An innocent black guy is killed by police and Tucker Carlson calls him a thug. A guilty white guy murders two people and Tucker Carlson calls him a patriot.

If pharmacies and grocery stores were couples: 1. CVS & Ralph’s 2. Rite Aid & Pavilions 3. Walgreens & Trader Joe’s 4. That private pharmacy in every town center & Bristol Farms 5. Subscription delivery supplements & Whole Foods

Turned 32 today. I was 21 when quarantine started.

@GovAndyBeshear @djaycameron @senatemajldr @DanielCameronAG @RepJohnYarmuth @RandPaul John Mattingly, Det. Brett Hankinson, and Det. Myles Cosgrove MUST be fired and immediately charged with manslaughter & negligence. How can you not act!! HOW can you allow this?! #JusticeForBre

My daily quarantine mood is the sound FaceTime makes when someone doesn’t pick up.

@walkej7 @ConroeBrooks I bought 2 bathing suits from a brand I don’t know my size in for a summer where we can’t go to the beach. Help. Also bought a shark tank product.

Things that have benefited from quarantine: 1. Zoom 2. TikTok 3. The alcohol industry 4. Guys with commitment issues 5. Air fryers

@ConroeBrooks It’s the point in quarantine where I’m susceptible to instagram ads

@gracieclane I’ve really been wanting to get an air fryer. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Already got 1-4 covered.

It’s crazy how being in business skews your perspective. All of a sudden it’s like HA HA HA *ONLY* A $1M VALUATION?! One. Million. Dollars.

I will now attempt the impossible: drinking and trying to follow Westworld.

*points to belly fat* Maybe she’s born with it, 🎶Maybe it’s quarantine 🎶

-open Instagram -scroll a bit before realizing it’s a waste of time & not actually all that interesting -close insta -stare at home screen -well...now what? wonder if there are new features in the clock app? -Jesus Christ -reopen insta Routines are essential during this time.

Muting everyone I follow on insta who has a pool

Asking myself “Did I shower today?” more often than I’d like to admit.

Tbh they should have let us get used to the extra hour of daylight before this whole quarantine thing.

Quarantine: All this extra time! You could clean out your closet! Finish that painting! Learn new skills on the internet! Me: Why is the remote so far

Anyone else occasionally catch sight of the clothes hanging in their closet and legitimately forget the last time they put on a full outfit? #QuarantineLife

Things I am going to stock up on amidst coronavirus: - wine, duh - generic questions so my professors think I’m actually engaged during online class - the will to bite my tongue - creative ways to blame Covid-19 for not wanting to go out when really I just don’t want to -sleep