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It doesn’t even put them second you horse shagging Samsung nonce

Cry real tears you dirty tarrier bastard

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@racingblogger @brisworld Well done Stephen. Samsung nonce

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Shocker that Carling isn’t the main shirt sponsor

@mossrorrison72 @TRobinsonNewEra Ship builder

@TRobinsonNewEra Let me guess an aspiring engineer or doctor? Stop the boats.

A teenage boy has been arrested on suspicion of murder and rape after a 13-year-old girl was found unconscious in Huddersfield and later died. West Yorkshire Police were called to a flat on Sheepridge Road at 11.36pm on Monday after the teenage girl was found unresponsive. She was rushed to hospital but died in the early hours of Tuesday morning, and the teenage boy remains in custody, police said.

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@F1nny87 It’s actually embarrassing the reaction by some fans man. Don’t think many people would have picked him, but those who matter have clearly seen something in him. It’s like some in out support want to see him fail so they can say told you so. Embarrassing

No my choice & dont think many of ours. But we have been screaming for change at boardroom level. We have it & everyone was buzzing so got to give them their place to see what they can do, he is there choice. So good luck to him & hopefully works out

@mossrorrison72 Let’s get this season finished first Joe before we depress ourselves with next

Does anyone know if we will be at home or away first in the first CL qualifier?

@racingblogger Bacon cooked in the heat of the moment

Good morning Twitter 🤩 I’m off to the 1000 Guineas for my sixth day of racing in a row!! 😂😂😂 Rate this beautiful fry up out of 10 boys?

@F1nny87 Absolute crazy decision to put diomande to left back when yilmaz got injured. Rectified it at half time, then came back to bite him in the arse with Balogun getting injured 2 minutes in to second half. As you say, miracle to get that far, too many no where near good enough

Sad to go out, better team won over both legs on how games paned out. Keep 11 on pitch last wk & get the pen & red card tonight who knows. Fact that squad got to a QF a miracle, liked barry in the job but he made wrong tactical switch when yilmaz went off. Some good trips tho

Rangers are delighted to announce the signing of Brahim Hemdani on a short term deal to the end of the season. Brahim joins the club in time for next weeks UEFA Europa League second leg in Bilbao

Get it right fucking round you. Samsung nonce

@petera1872 @ibroxrocks @OJGRN72 Who gives a fuck

@ibroxrocks @OJGRN72 Did Celtic get a charge for the anti Israel banners?

UEFA hand down a suspended sentence of a full Copland closure. Any further incidents will see the stand closed for a future European game.

When your mate has a panic attack when he’s 16 bags deep during the sesh and phones an ambulance while you are talking shite to some random in the kitchen

@PeterM4 Davie Lee’s, Davie Lee’s!

@graeme_archer Haha glory days 😂

He drinks in The Rovers, cause that’s in Corrie, Ken Barlow.