Graeme Lyall

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Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0

Enjoy senior Channel 4 political correspondent Paul McNamara taking bullshitter @Nigel_Farage to the cleaners.

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Tirah valley - the land of pure hashish ..... In the heart of Tirah Valley, a farmer keeps the old traditions alive, selling his hash bucket and chopping it with an axe to measure the weight. A glimpse into the rugged, timeless practices of the valley, mountainous region located in Orakzai District and southern part of Khyber District, positioned between Khyber Pass and Khanki Valley in Pakistan 🇵🇰 Pakistan today is a conservative, Islamic country, but it was a far different place in its younger days. In 1960s and '70s, Pakistan's elite, many of them educated in West, could publicly indulge in more liberal acts, including drinking alcohol. Pakistan was also part of "hippie trail," from Türkiye to India, which young Westerners traveled. Today, trekking through the secret, narrow passes in the mountains of Tirah, Landikotal and Jamrud tehsils of Khyber Agency, Haji Zubair Afridi and his aides smuggle goatskins in a pickup through Kacharo Kosa. Hidden underneath it are kilos of hashish – what Afridi refers to as his “black gold.” Their final destination is a clandestine warehouse in Jamrud Bazaar, where Zubair exchanges the animal skin for bundles of cash. He hands out Rs5,000 to the pickup driver and Rs3,000 to a teenage assistant. The rough terrain, he says, has nothing much to offer except for the unending clashes between rival groups. It is, however, rich in abundance as far as hashish is concerned. The moderate climate and red soil make it a child’s play for Tirah Maidan’s local farmers to grow cannabis. The crop’s stems are hung for two weeks to dry, after which a thin cloth is used to carefully thresh the plant to extract the dust power called “garda.” Converting garda into consumable hashish is a long process. It must be wrapped inside a fresh goatskin for as long as three months until it turns into a greenish black substance. One skin can contain around 10 kilogrammes of garda. The skin provides the oil needed to solidify ingredients, said Nisar Afridi, a veteran hashish dealer. The longer the garda is kept inside the skin, the better it tastes. June, July and August are the best months to do this, but direct sunlight should be avoided so the final product is not dry, he added. Hashish is supplied to Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa as well as Islamabad, Lahore and Karachi where consumers are willing to pay nearly 10 times more than those in Jamrud, Nisar said. “We don’t transport it. We just sell it in the agency,” he said, adding that people buy it from them and smuggle it through the Karkhano check post on mules, horses and in vehicles. Taj Muhammad, a real estate agent and builder in Hayatabad, while loading his cigarette with moist green hashish said that if the hashish is dry, it loses its effect and gives a headache. He has been addicted to it for 15 years and believes it is less harmful than tobacco. There are no official statistics on total hashish production in the valley. A tribesman familiar with the matter, however, said that a banned outfit controls the price and is heavily invested in the business. In November and December last year, a kilogramme was being sold for Rs65,000 while in June, July and August, the supply increased, dropping the price down to Rs45,000. There are about 250 shops selling hashish in the Wazir Dandh area, Jamrud. Wahid Gul Afridi, a khasadar force official, is known for recovering thousands of kilogrammes of hashish and has been especially posted at a checkpoint to do just this. “My instincts can catch hashish dealers, even when the drugs are hidden in vehicles,” he said, adding that he can sense traffickers by their “strange looks”. Gul claims that his resolve has not been broken by the numerous bribes offered to him. “I do this work to get a promotion; I don’t do it for bribes.” 🎥 : Credit to the Owner © Mohammad Irfan / The Tribune #archaeohistories

@darrengrimes Fuck off.

Congratulations to Sunderland. Serious questions need to be asked about Newcastle United. Our activity in recent windows has been dire. It’s not good enough across the piece. The fans today deserved better.

Fuckin disgusting 2nd half. Howe out

@LeicesterNAP Defo needed after my luck today.

CHELTENHAM DAY FOUR TIPS🚨🐎 After a great day three I have decided to send all my DAY 4 selections to EVERYBODY who likes and comments on this tweet TONIGHT. (MUST be following) #CheltenhamFestival

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Stupid orange cunt

Putting an end to Iran's threat once and for all. 🇺🇸

@Nigel_Farage Pathetic.

We will stand up and defend British identity as long as we have breath in our bodies.

@trussliz Pathetic. Moronic deranged.

The attack on ancient British liberties continues as MPs vote to curb the right to trial by jury. This whittling away at everything that made our country great is only going to make the backlash bigger. Roll on 2029.

@trussliz Stupid cunt

What Britain should do: - drill, baby, drill - rebuild the navy - back America

Av done lines off worse

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Keir Starmer spotted outside Westminster Hall Iftar celebrations last night

@GreggAWallace Do that weight pull your pants down?

Still training still Coaching

Prick

What a player he was!

@acoffey81 @RobTebbutt @EddieHearn @Betfred Eggsactly

@RobTebbutt @EddieHearn @Betfred Its a joke the fights going ahead, hope Dalton Smith wins he's a great fighter but Eddie's a hypocrite if he all of sudden he has issues with failed drug tests.

Subriel Matias and @EddieHearn clash on stage at the #MatiasSmith weigh-in in Brooklyn 😤 Matias and Hearn exchanged words earlier in the week over Matias' adverse analytical finding for Ostarine back in November 😬 #Boxing | @Betfred

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Diligent practice is not as effective as guidance from a master

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