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@graey_alien

reposting old graeydave/graeyalien tweets from 2010-2013. operated by some asshole.

the octopus cavern Katılım Ağustos 2014
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David@graey_alien·
injecting 2 wolves with anabolic steroids and chaining them to my arms, marcus wolf and marcel wolf. off to the foreclosed lot
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Zoom enhance burl
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I hate this little freak
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HOW MUCH XTRA $$$ 4 U 2 DELIVER MY PIZZA W/ PLUSH LEATHER INTERIOR CUSHIONING INSTALLED INSIDE BOX? OH WOW THATS WAY TOO MUCH. THATS SO MUCH
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Golf Wisdom@golf_wisdom·
I've got 10,000 people watching me. Cameras are easy. Doing the Jay Leno show was easy.
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all the other mommy bloggers are jealous of mommy's blog, aren't they Kayler? they're very bad people. jealous of all the hits mommy gets
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ur supposed to protect my blog from mischief spirits. that's what i pay you for. that's your ONLY responsibility . how do you explain this
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good base food to make tiny dipping scarves out of? paint soft kelp? #dinnerpart
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they make beaitiful holographic tape that scares birds or something. look it up for yourself if you don't believe me
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day off. training a dog to be a good dog. a good, goth dog.
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there's an old yurt saying around these yurt fields. every yurt reeks of soot
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that's my bile encased inside your pendant. always remember that.
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Using your wallet chain as a weapon in a public space is a great way to make wearing/collecting a lot more of a hassle for true aficionados.
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ppl complaining that I've been saying "Hey, you're a pretty 'with it' looking teen, let me ask you something...." too much lately =\
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v creepy of u to install secret biofeedback modules into passenger seat of ur accord +make printouts to "croudsource some proto tweets" Boo.
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what club???????? there hasn't been a club here in 1000 yrs !
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this club is rotting..........this nightclub is over 80% musty aged rotting wood..........................
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- THIS BARN RAVE HAS A VERY OLD SOUL~~ ALSO SENSING COUPLA STRAW NESTS OF INDETERMINATE CREATURE YA RAVES DO HAVE SOULS!!GRUMPY TWEEPS!!!!!
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hooking up a cool educational chain (google buckyballs) to the most powerful flying bug i can find. so fresh if the bug don't die
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...yet no one ever tweets when a celeb thoughtlessly has their caretaker decimate an entire mudwasp nest with poison spray. makes ya think.
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