David

injecting 2 wolves with anabolic steroids and chaining them to my arms, marcus wolf and marcel wolf. off to the foreclosed lot

Zoom enhance burl

@chuchugoogoo you hate this mirror??

I hate this little freak

HOW MUCH XTRA $$$ 4 U 2 DELIVER MY PIZZA W/ PLUSH LEATHER INTERIOR CUSHIONING INSTALLED INSIDE BOX? OH WOW THATS WAY TOO MUCH. THATS SO MUCH

I've got 10,000 people watching me. Cameras are easy. Doing the Jay Leno show was easy.

all the other mommy bloggers are jealous of mommy's blog, aren't they Kayler? they're very bad people. jealous of all the hits mommy gets

ur supposed to protect my blog from mischief spirits. that's what i pay you for. that's your ONLY responsibility . how do you explain this

good base food to make tiny dipping scarves out of? paint soft kelp? #dinnerpart

they make beaitiful holographic tape that scares birds or something. look it up for yourself if you don't believe me

day off. training a dog to be a good dog. a good, goth dog.

there's an old yurt saying around these yurt fields. every yurt reeks of soot

that's my bile encased inside your pendant. always remember that.

Using your wallet chain as a weapon in a public space is a great way to make wearing/collecting a lot more of a hassle for true aficionados.

ppl complaining that I've been saying "Hey, you're a pretty 'with it' looking teen, let me ask you something...." too much lately =\

v creepy of u to install secret biofeedback modules into passenger seat of ur accord +make printouts to "croudsource some proto tweets" Boo.

what club???????? there hasn't been a club here in 1000 yrs !

this club is rotting..........this nightclub is over 80% musty aged rotting wood..........................

- THIS BARN RAVE HAS A VERY OLD SOUL~~ ALSO SENSING COUPLA STRAW NESTS OF INDETERMINATE CREATURE YA RAVES DO HAVE SOULS!!GRUMPY TWEEPS!!!!!

hooking up a cool educational chain (google buckyballs) to the most powerful flying bug i can find. so fresh if the bug don't die

...yet no one ever tweets when a celeb thoughtlessly has their caretaker decimate an entire mudwasp nest with poison spray. makes ya think.