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sidney crosby really is the ultimate mary sue like they bullied her because she was talented and pretty then she went and won every award possible and has a line of hockey player out the door willing to fight for her

behind every gay person is a gayer person

@outinthepoconos 😙

@grafbug cutie

who runs this acc btw

behind every gay person there is a shorter gayer more evil person

Not many people can evoke Sweetie Crosby quite like Brad Marchand can

@sjsharkiez literally like guys it’s just a shirt…

there’s actually no logical explanation for jerseys being $250+

@wonheeschier @maryfishhh this might be the funniest interaction ever actually 😭

@maryfishhh keep going im close

u make hockey dudebros upset and the only insult they got is fatty as if thats supposed to make me cry

if you’re built like this dm me

@thinkinboutmalu i’m unfollowing

forgot abt this account hi

@puckingdiva heyyy twin

@grafbug omg we are the same

this feels like too few apples

@gaptoothbrini drove past at waved at the kids i work with 🥹

@grafbug elaborate…

so guess who had a michael misa sighting today

@outinthepoconos can you respond to my texts do i need to call the suicide hotline

be prepared to never hear from me ever again

@fraserminty HAPPY BDAYYYY

amy’s ballon’s:)

@sachiellii MHMMMM

@grafbug huh?!?!?

@outinthepoconos meeeee neither

@grafbug honeybee by olivia rodrigo even though i couldn’t relate less

hehehehehehe yk i love these (stolen from mara)

@outinthepoconos he honked at MY children 🥹🥹🥹

@grafbug i’m like in shock still

@outinthepoconos me TOO