DABSY

Damn I want some garlic noodles from Thanh long right now

When your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

@Antho_805 Story of my life bro

i keep seeing "last minute gift ideas" shit i havent even started!!

Today was pretty groundbreaking

Dancing in the strobe lights

if ur drinking tap water in southern california in 2018 i hooe u dont turn into the dude from goonies

Luck is when preparation meets opportunity

Medicated bulletproof coffe for the win #keto

Ahhhhh the good ol cannabis and coffee combo to crush the day

side effects of ambien include depression, suicidal thoughts & blackouts fuck this addictive pharmaceutical shit poisoning our bodies to solve basic ailments bc we made a plant illegal you know what else can help you sleep but wont make u racist??? WEED

Luck is when preparation meets an opportunity

Smooth seas don’t make skillful sailors

@Antho_805 Pffffft don't eat flats.

Don't hoot with the owls at night if you want to crow with the rooster in the morning

Not really liking the laugh tracks on #disjointed

@DabNazi Be careful what you wish for

Last fuck I gave was...

No time for bullshit

Sit down be humble