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@danteicl @CircusSSCaine the trans community sucks at making jokes from what i've seen

@CircusSSCaine It's a fucking joke, idiot

totally not groomers, guys

@QingBZ @Puppieslover he looks like he could whip up some fucking concoction on the stove that probably violates 78 different health codes and it would taste like heaven

@Puppieslover This is him now. Feel old yet?

@comfortursecret @hourly_shitpost @herawni What men are you meeting? Fucking redditors?

@hourly_shitpost @herawni but men literally never wash their hands after they take a piss 😂

@veil_eblan -ir white, that would also be incredibly racist, no? Not to mention that the reason this is even happening in the first place is because of what white people did back then. And more likely than not, that white man had literally nothing to do with it.

@veil_eblan If I was interviewing someone for a job, and they were a literal perfect fit, got all the experience and everything, but they're black so I decide not to hire them because of that, it's racist, right? Shouldn't it also go the other way around? If I don't hire someone because the-

Oh I WILL fight you bitch

i would love to see this be fully expanded

@_Araignee_ @Rhombazoid you better start, then

Haven’t watched a single doctor nowhere video btw 🥹

@doctornowhere_ deadass kinda wanna print this out and hang it on my wall

Rhubarbia

@doctornowhere_ it really does suck, though. i occasionally search up a reaction to your stuff because I really would like to see other people's interpretations of it, but it's always just AI or MC mods that make it seem like whoever made them didn't even watch the damn thing in the first place

@doctornowhere_ 5000 more spooky scary Minecraft mods that have a super duper loud sound and instantly kill you

can’t wait for this thing I put all my heart and soul into to get ground into ai slop on TikTok and eventually forgotten at its source and remembered for being one of those “Instagram farlands” reels

@aarondapisacrap twitter notified me of this post for some reason

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@neteD1yam lowkey ikr

i hate it when people randomly use the word lowkey

@_brinxinx im sorry, did your brother crawl his way up from hell?

My brother used to do this to his nails and use them to scratch people at school.😂

@IDontDisturb @Raiden_SSJV @HailEternal they can't completely ignore gravity, one of the planets that omni man goes to has a whole hell of a lot of gravity, and so it's harder for him to fly on it.

@Raiden_SSJV @HailEternal Well seeing as how they can fly its completely possible they can ignore gravity.

there are people on this app that would have you believe homelander could defeat omni-man

@OMNIMANiV @FarmIykay tf you mean omni man got a twitter account and it's verified

@FarmIykay Ourselves We threw it round the world

Was it ever explained who Omni-Man and Mark were playing catch with? #invincible

@PortalChameleon i know what you mean, but the way you worded it made it sound like you don't consider artists people lol

Hey, so this is exactly what you /don't/ want to do. Stop trying to make friends with artists. Make friends with the PEOPLE. Don't try to manipulate someone into liking you. Friendship is built on common ground and shared interests. Don't try to force it. Don't be parasocial.

@kieran_nelligan @SamHain31st Engage in Mortal Kombat and win the tournament.

@SamHain31st Fourth option, fight them, establish a connection through combat.

Or here's the third option, you can just treat them like a person and talk to them lol.

@errorfolk_ "I want a husband with all of his limbs!" you know what else has all of it's limbs? a CHILD, you sick fuck

babies are bald

@Wendy99722566 @WomenBeingAwful what are you talking about

@WomenBeingAwful And must not get old, must not gain a single pound ever, must endure emotional, financial and physical abuse, must be willing to be a stay-at-home mom but never demand the living standard she would have if she worked, must have a high sex drive but be a virgin, etc, etc, etc

Men aren't complicated.

@BelieveChe95988 i'm pretty sure he's just stating that men are also allowed to have preferences as women are. a woman can state that she's only into men who work out or are tall, and that is fine. a man can say that he's only into women that don't have hip dips or are short and that is fine.

Genuinely the hip dip thing is funny. You have the ugliest men out there trying to manufacture a whole new insecurity in beautiful women lol. They actually think it's going to make women grovel for their attention because the height thing makes them crash out