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Yargh

1 Yargh

2 Throughout all the oceans I've ever crossed, the only sea I could ever get lost in would be your eyes. . . Yeaaargh. . .

Yargh mateys Here be me top 5 pickup lines to walk her plank

@princebeforeson WAH ARGH WHARGH! A MIGHTY TRAVESTY A PLANK OF DESPAIR YE WALK SOLID APE

im sorry beloved audience. i can no longer use the for u page...from now on, it's only following and my tweets. like the good old days. pour a beer out in my honor...

@princebeforeson YARRR HAR HAR YAR HARGHAR

bud: u use twitter?? me: yeah bud: what do u do like do ppl talk 2 u there me, staring at grant danasty liking my sleepy tweets: kinda

@princebeforeson @rootbeercutieb1 yar har har me friend that's the only right answer yar har har

@rootbeercutieb1 yummy yummy in the tummy

the drac pack shows up at ur door wyd

@PPeachToadstool Yargh princess calm down have an Oreo

@grantdanastiest I WAITED 5-7 BUSINESS DAYS FOR YOU TO TELL ME IT'S IMPOSSIBLE?@!@?! I... AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT'S IT! THIS IS TOO HARD! I'M DDDODNE!

@grantdanastiest HEY! PIRATE GUY! WAKE YOUR FRIENDS UP! WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING TO GET OVER WITH!

@PPeachToadstool yo ho ho i don't have any of me friends

@grantdanastiest HELLOOOOOO? ANY DAY NOW???

@PPeachToadstool Aye twas hard by day we robbed gold and money by night, the heart's o'hundreds

@grantdanastiest Goodness! Each facet of you is more interesting than the last! How were you able to juggle being a pirate and performer?

yohoho

@PPeachToadstool thank ye me dear twas from me many years abroad i used ta be in the Arrrgh-pera the famous stage on the seeeea

@grantdanastiest {Wiping a single tear!} That was beautiful, Grant... How did you learn to sing so well?

@princebeforeson Yar har har n they never will be matey

@grantdanastiest ik right they're not as eloquently spoken as u grant

reading 2 kill a mocking bird and im squinting... it's hard 2 understand southern talk...... but i think im getting used 2 it

@princebeforeson naurrr

@grantdanastiest OMG... danasty ur genius is there anything u can't do

The Denasty Denance hachachacha

@PabloFe81369255 @princebeforeson yar hargh

@grantdanastiest @princebeforeson GRANT DANASTY FROM CASTLEVANIA 3: DRCULA'S CURSE OMG I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN

MY FRIEND IS PLAYING POKÉMON AND ASKED IF ANYONE ELSE HAS DARK ARVEN AND WHEN WE ASKED FOR A PICTURE HE SENT THIS????