Evan Phishdawg

@jemelehill Love me some Wu Tang. Still play Wu-Tang Forever every day when Uber driving. Most of my pax hate it. Saw them at least 20 times.

@ohiotate He was doing psychedelics in mexico. Chill.

Breaking News: I just spoke to commissioner Steven Cheah of the Barstool NFL Playoff Pool. Mintzy was 0-10 and guaranteed to get the $500 prize for last place — but he forgot to submit his picks yesterday and is now disqualified from the pool.

@VivaLaStool @StoolMintzy @wake_up_mintzy @barstoolsports @BarstoolYak This video would be gold if someone blurred his tits

“I’m worried I might get stuck in Mexico” -@StoolMintzy

@MeganMakinMoney @PardonMyTake Mustve never tuned into the sitdown

@PardonMyTake Y’all are the horniest podcast of our generation ☺️

@TBob53 Help this man @BarstoolNate

I have a big boy conundrum guys, seeking any advice and or help 📺: barstoolsports.com/bios/big-boys-…

It is @BizNasty2point0’s world & we are all just lucky to live in it

@ohiotate Fake news. Mintzy don’t brush.

BREAKING NEWS: Mintzy used Tate’s toothbrush.

@C_Reilly5 @Jerrythekid21 Gtfo Chris

@Jerrythekid21 This is your mom? That’s just a weird tweet

Momma Justice in her baddie era. Go off Queen

@ohiotate @RiggsBarstool Aint no party like a Mintzy party 🙌

Riggs has given Mintzy a 10 pm deadline on the free steak dinner. Mintz “wants to go, but if this place is rockin at 10 I’m not leavin the party I’m hostin” Sources close to the situation say it truly is a toss up right now if Mintz accepts @RiggsBarstool offer.

@AGarringer @ohiotate @RiggsBarstool Are you retarded, Adam?

@ohiotate @RiggsBarstool Why is every post you make about Mintzy? Can we move on?

We have a confirmation that @BizNasty2point0 will be making an appearance @BarstoolAZ tonight!

@Boss_Aleeyu Merry Christmas, Boss!

Please stop wishing me Happy Christmas. I am Muslim, and I ask that my faith be respected. I do not celebrate Christmas, and I do not like being wished for it.

Today is Columbus Day, which means we need to recognize two great men born in the USA Christopher Columbus invented America, but Ben Franklin is the man who perfected it during his presidency and made us the oldest and greatest country on earth Thank you, sirs. We miss you

@BarstoolBigCat Down bad

I don’t think it’s possible to lose as many bets as I lost today

@RealJamesWoods Sir, that is a camera

What’s wonderful about our constitution is that I don’t need a reason. Now go feed your cats.

@PardonMyMeme God, i miss Billy Football

BILLY

@lyssssnicole Hell yeah. Dudes rock

5:30am btw

At Hardee’s this morning I refused to pay the sales tax. The teenage cashier asked why, and I explained to him that the federal government is shut down. He started to argue so I pulled out my notary stamp, used a pen to strike the sales tax off the receipt, and then notarized it I received a standing ovation