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@Tunnykvng Fuck them

Penalty to South Africa. Czech Republic deserve to get knocked out for this

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@Tunnykvng here we goo

Harry Kane has scored more World Cup goals for England in 45mins than Wayne Rooney did in his entire career

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@UTDTrey it’s not even a banter

This might be the worst team in World Cup history and I’m not exaggerating

@Tunnykvng what are time to be alive

Man United fans are cooking Bruno Fernandes because of Ronaldo

@pallnandi Or

Every true African should be backing Bafana Bafana of South Africa 🇿🇦 against Czechia today. Agree or disagree?

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@Andxion_ Noooo

Do you feel bad for South Africa 🇿🇦?

@Tunnykvng Finally they can defend their job in peace

South Africa players should be happy, they can finally go beck home to their jobs

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@graybanter1 😂😂😂 I’m going beek already

You're going to the World Cup and leaving your best attackers at home 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ what a stupid country.

South Africa in this world cup