Chaos

@TheWavyRed I hope it’s another rumor

Italian league enthusiasts, how good is this Ederson lad?

@actualyield hahahaha

@ZagazOlaMakama cultist ke make ayelela take you

Suspected cultists kill 12 in attack on Jos community, Plateau govt imposes curfew By: Zagazola Makama Suspected cultists on Sunday night attacked Angwan Rukuba community in Jos North Local Government Area of Plateau State, leaving 12 persons dead, in a fresh outbreak of violence that has prompted authorities to impose a 48-hour curfew in the area. Security sources said the incident occurred at about 8:00 p.m. when residents of the community came under sporadic gunfire from unidentified armed men, suspected to be cultists, who stormed the area and shot indiscriminately. Troops of Sector 1, Operation Enduring Peace (OPEP), were immediately mobilised to the scene following a distress call and moved to restore order and prevent further escalation. A security report indicated that 12 persons were confirmed dead, while several others sustained varying degrees of injuries. The injured victims were said to have been evacuated to nearby medical facilities for treatment. The troops subsequently cordoned off major access routes to the community and ordered residents to remain indoors while a coordinated search operation was launched to track down the attackers. Military sources added that clearance operations were ongoing to apprehend the perpetrators and prevent further breakdown of law and order in the area. In response to the attack, the Plateau State Government, in collaboration with security agencies, announced the imposition of a 48-hour curfew on Jos North Local Government Area with immediate effect. The curfew, which took effect from midnight of March 29 to April 1, 2026, was aimed at restoring calm and enabling security agencies to carry out intensified operations. In a statement issued by the Commissioner for Information and Communication, Rt. Hon. Joyce Lohya Ramnap, the government condemned the attack, describing it as “barbaric and unprovoked.” The statement assured residents that security agencies had been directed to ensure the arrest and prosecution of those responsible, while urging the public to remain calm and cooperate with ongoing investigations. Security patrols were still ongoing across affected communities as authorities moved to forestall possible reprisal attacks and restore normalcy.

@actualyield some times you gotta lay down and just chill out

@actualyield itssssssss time in bruce buffer voice

@theMadridZone @diarioas Real Madrid are being managed by a man whose biggest achievement was being Ramos’ fullback. The Bernabeu deserves better than this experiment.

🚨 JUST IN: Alvaro Arbeloa is likely to BENCH Gonzalo vs Celta Vigo tomorrow, and start Brahim instead. He believes Brahim will be more useful for counter-attacks, as he thinks Celta will play a more offensive style of football. @diarioas

@elonmusk Grok can now extend animations up to 10 seconds. The gap between AI and Hollywood is closing faster than anyone expected.

Grok Imagine upgraded again

@MrBeast 5 million dollars wired like it’s nothing. This man moves like a government

Just wired the Beast Games 2 winner $5,000,000 😁

You are looking at the second deadliest weapon after a Nuclear bomb

@MarioNawfal They stripped the titles, they took the mansion, and now they’ve brought the handcuffs. 66th birthday spent in a police station instead of a palace. The legacy is officially in the mud

🚨 BREAKING: 🇬🇧 Following his arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office, fmr Prince Andrew has been told to step aside from the line of succession. Source: The Telegraph

@MarioNawfal Real names on the internet is a 'cheap excuse' for total surveillance. Those who demand 'transparency' from others usually have the most to hide in the shadows. Logic over control, always.

🇫🇷🇮🇳 Macron is urging India to align with European countries on a social media ban for teenagers. ‘Platforms, governments and regulators’ must unite to ‘make the Internet and social media a safe space... Cheap excuses for people to show their ID

🚨 Wayne Rooney on racism: “I had it in DC with one of my players who got racially abused and he was crying on my chest. I was holding him as he was crying on my chest. I don't think people realise - they say it as a throwaway line, but it hurts. You have to hit the Clubs by taking off points and money from them, otherwise it will keep on going. Hopefully the right people sit down with the right organisations to try and get something serious in place.”

@Val_Gadget Add ps5

Home appliances Rechargeable fan 🏷90;000 Portable AC 🏷450;000 Fridge 🏷380,000 Inverter generator 🏷450;000 Microwave 🏷95;0000 Dispenser 🏷160,000 TV 🏷580;000 Juicer 🏷95;000 Air fryer 🏷75;000 Discount for bulk

@LoneChildMJB Coincidences are just the universe staying anonymous. Everything is moving exactly as it should to serve the purpose.

There’s no such thing as a coincidence or a mistake. Everything happens exactly how it’s supposed to and for a reason to serve its purpose.

@Teeniiola Is his a joke?

A young man in Eket is nurs!ng serious !njuries after he was allegedly Gangéd-b£aten by his girlfriend and four of her friends over a messy love triangle. According to the sources, the young man who should be in his early 20's had been dating a young lady but secretly started dating one of her "close friends". Trøuble started when his main girlfriend who had traveled later returned home for festivities only to discover that her boyfriend was hobnobbing with her own friend. Añgry and hürt, she reportedly plotted to set him up and teach him a pa!nful lesson.

Lionel Messi and Antonella but as you scroll down they get Older A Valentine's Day 🧵

How ALL men really feel about Valentine's Day

The devil looking at you entering hell with your “heaven is my home” tattoo.