gnasty gnibbler

The names bob, fuckass bob.

Meow meow meow kidney cat

I don’t know if one exists, but I’m throwing Guatesomalians into the ring for having the worst genetics possible.

@clarkh1963 @CristianoXtra_ FAGGOT

@greeebling @CristianoXtra_ You don’t watch soccer much do you…. Ever heard of work rate? No. If you really want to understand, seriously, I will be glad to explain it to you. No need to name call. It just reinforces that you have no valid point.

🚨 BREAKING: Inter Miami are closely monitoring Cristiano Ronaldo's situation at Al Nassr. David Beckham dreams of seeing Ronaldo and Messi play together on the same team before they retire.

@clarkh1963 @CristianoXtra_ The defenders probably, dickhead

@CristianoXtra_ First of all, that would be crazy and exciting. On another note who would play defense? Lol

@celinedionysus_ What the fuck are you talking about

it's actually so funny how in 1967 everything was rainbows and psychedelia and then in '68-69 every band in the world goes sepia toned and puts out an album called like, 'jim barley & sons derbyshire music co.'

I made the clutch move of killing myself at 1am…

“There’s nothing worse than losing a child.” Okayyyy, well what if they were raped as well?

Batten the hatches and batter your woman!!! ARGGG!! #yohoho #apirateslifeforme

Bitches be like “ewwww 🥴🤢🤮what’s that smell??”⁉️🤥 whole time it’s literally the rot of our nation 😂😂🤣 (and I farted)💩✋😛🤫

If you land your breakout role as a rapist on SVU, do you throw a watch party with your family and friends?

I feel like a million bucks! (zimbabwean dollars)

Does anyone know any good toothpaste for beginners?

40 year old homeless skater dude named Lettuce

Any good anime recs for someone who’s just now getting into giving up on life?

I’m on the BOGBAD diet (bag of gummy bears a day)

Frick my freaking life

I’ve been decentering pain and suffering 🙂

Last night, I dreamt of a radiant white mare, stomping me to death.

Dried shrimp in the espresso machine