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My tweets suck but I’m a hell of a reply guy

@RavenZech2 @MikeCarlton01 Find me a man who’s pregnant or a communist leader that takes an equal share

@greenedamage @MikeCarlton01 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

The cookers get so upset…😅

@RavenZech2 @MikeCarlton01 Both retarded, easily manipulated and believe impossible theories are reality

@greenedamage @MikeCarlton01 Explain

@RavenZech2 Hummus, mashed potatoes, yogurt

What can I snack on that’s soft and not too unhealthy? Has to be soft like baby food. WTF do babies snack on even?

@RavenZech2 @MikeCarlton01 Very easily

@MikeCarlton01 How can one be woke AND a communist?

The Problem with Black Snape...

@vixenzs__ Called it

@vixenzs__ Shea

who do you guys have as our overtime hero?

Pie is better than cake, fight me.

@Sammi_Sativa It doesn’t. Does hurt pretty bad for longer than they tell you

my husband said “my buddy did say years after his vasectomy it affected his libido” yeah that guy takes Testosterone too he probably already had a shit libido or ED

@Sammi_Sativa Could have stopped at me

would any of you watch a youtube channel of me opening magic the gathering cards

@RavenZech2 Socialist medicine works so good

There was somehow a muck up with some of my meds. I haven’t had anything gabapentin since I’ve been here. That’s four doses I’ve missed so far. Not great when one is in extreme pain. I hope they get it sorted soon!! Haven’t had my heart meds either.

@sighswoon The blue dolphins!

first ecstasy pill I ever took looked like this

@Sammi_Sativa I already know I won’t follow it exactly and will wonder what I did

@greenedamage tell me about it! I saw someone make this and pinned it because it looked great (& easy) and all the comments were in favor of the recipe

just made the most amazing Mexican rice that i’ve ever made

@Sammi_Sativa Will do. One of those things that I’ve tried a hundred times and still not satisfied with

@greenedamage no problem! let me know if you try it and if you do or don’t like it!

@Sammi_Sativa Thanks

@greenedamage - only after the 10 min remove the heat apparently perfect every time- it was good, first time trying it!!

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It’s for sure a thing in groups of men. But women call it like Miranda’s or Sarah Jessica Parker’s or some shit

@skankskankspod1 @TMZ I thought that was him

@TMZ Everywhere is "near" that space encompassing whale of a cunt!

😳 Lena Dunham claims Adam Driver hurled a chair near her on "Girls" set. tmz.me/vDVM55q