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Mexico fan going thru security in Russia.....wait for it 😂

C-SPAN2 was taking the mixer feed from Doug Jones victory speech and so when he finished, the only audio on C-SPAN2 was 30 solid seconds of “Teach Me How To Dougie.”

So @TMZ has a video of Kate Upton riding a horse topless but won't release it? I'm officially organizing an angry mob. We ride at dusk.

Thanks Southland Hardware for helping cut my seat tube down to size. Learned that when cutting aluminum on a lathe, it will bulge, so file.

they're getting freaky in the harris county jail. It's just like in the pornos : khou.com/video?id=17289…

Jesus saves and only takes half damage with a fifty percent cool down rebuff.

So the job numbers came out today and the DJI closes at a 5 year high. Sounds like a win-win to me. Equity is not dead.

I just sneezed so hard, I got a cramp in my groin.

Tomorrow never comes before it's too late. youtube.com/watch?v=JsXMS3…

The Catholics got it right. Fish on Fridays. Deep fried fishy fish.

I'm at Red Lion Pub (Houston, TX) 4sq.com/SzOGJA

Just renewed my membership with @rockettheme ... Worth every penny, but oh how the time flies.

If my name was Ralph and i was a Leo, my brand would be Ralph Rauren.

Spider man pinballin.. or just plain ballin... (@ Poison Girl) 4sq.com/R2gqBH

Stuck in a No Reservations marathon on Hulu. Off to PG to break the cycle. Thankfully the food truck leaves at 1am. Fungry after Food Porn.

I wonder if people who live in places where the food is really spicy, like Thailand, feed their dogs table scraps...