carp
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carp
@greenmtjim
Educator. I'm a bit of an indoorsman, but occasionally I am drawn out by the beauty of Vermont.
Katılım Ağustos 2016
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Can’t get 40 while getting mauled everytime you touch the ball
☕︎︎@j7zaza
They told me Shai was gonna get his 40 if he saw 1 on 1 coverages
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this shit is so disgusting
Bill Simmons and his jerk mates clearly have a MAGA bias against Canada and somehow these bots have the platform to express their racist behaviour
Fuck Adam Silver
Clutch Time@ClutchTimeHoopz
Reminder: These are the people who are voting for all nba and all deffense. Disgusting behaviour.
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@TravisSkol Hate to see such a clean, hard working, definitely not dirty player get caught up in the air like that.
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Someone who has a vote just said “fuck Scottie Barnes” @NBA literally if you have any integrity you would strip this guys vote
Clutch Time@ClutchTimeHoopz
Reminder: These are the people who are voting for all nba and all deffense. Disgusting behaviour.
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@GangsterCinema @Goodfella808 Why would an actor make up a story in which they big boy a GOAT director and then say they changed their mind as long as their stipulations were met…
GIF
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@Goodfella808 So you believe he made the story up, then implicated the most powerful agent in Hollywood in that lie? For what reason exactly?
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Mark Wahlberg was in the running to play one of the leads in The Departed, but when he got the call from Scorsese that he would be playing the much smaller role of Dignam instead, he hung up on him. He later accepted the role under one condition: he'd be allowed to improvise his lines and harangue his co-stars - the same ones who got the parts he missed out on.
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@IAmDeplorable2 @TheTNHoller Oof. Sitting president allowing an attack on the capitol is somehow better for you?
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@TheTNHoller Those aren’t trump supporters you ditz! Maybe learn the difference between scumbag leftwing Antifa idiots and patriotic republicans.
The level of stupidity from democrats and leftwing morons is off the fucking charts.
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Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded?
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@kcjones1498 Brad trading a half dozen firsts for a role player is the most unrealistic part of this post.
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If these players were wearing these uniforms everyone would pick them to win the championship btw
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@DanFriedman81 Does the math work for what CBS or ABC or NBC pays for football?
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The budget for “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” was $100 million per year. It had a full time staff of 200 people, and was reaching just 2.7 million viewers on an average night during the show’s final quarter on the air.
Colbert was the most-watched late night host. Jimmy Kimmel has a linear audience of 2 million, while Jimmy Fallon draws about 1.3 million. Jon Stewart on The Daily Show reaches 900k to 1 million, which more than doubles the 400k that watched when Trevor Noah was the host.
Kimmel earns $16 million, Fallon earns $16 million, and Stewart makes $25 million. They had to pay him that to salvage the show after Noah, who was earning $16 million per year, lost more than two-thirds of his audience.
None of the math for any of these shows works.
Variety@Variety
The series finale of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” drew 6.74M viewers on Thursday night, making it the most-watched weeknight episode in the show’s history. • The finale was up sharply from the show’s 2026 Q1 average of 2.69M viewers • It’s also above “The Late Show” series premiere on Sept. 8, 2015, which averaged 6.55M viewers • The most-watched episode remains Colbert’s post-Super Bowl broadcast on Feb. 7, 2016, which drew 20.55M viewers variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…
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@DanyeKest @HorseshoeXtreme @trouble_man90 Where and when people are deported matters. Deportations at the border are different than deporting people who have lived in the US for decades. Numbers are numbers, but do not tell the whole story.
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@HorseshoeXtreme @trouble_man90 He did not deport a significantly different number of people compared to Obama/Biden. You don’t understand numbers. Or the fact the US relies on illegal migrant labor (which is bad)
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@MySportsUpdate Sweet. Basing a multi-billion dollar business on TikTok trends. Good stuff
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Interesting: #Titans HC Robert Saleh said one of the first moves the team made in its nutrition overhaul was removing all seed oils from the building.
He says players have appreciated it.
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate
#Titans HC Robert Saleh was asked about opening the season against his former #Jets team: “I’m appreciative of the Jets and everything I had there. ... It’s to be expected with the NFL, but I didn’t think anything of it.”
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@MySportsUpdate After 3 weeks of giving up seed oils, my body and gut felt noticeably better. At first I wasn’t sure because it wasn’t an immediate change but over time I did start to feel better.
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The engineers sincerely apologize for taking away the edge on trading players right before their bdays 🤣
Happy trading everyone! 🤝
The B.O.A.T. Commish ⛵️@BOATcommishFF
It’s happened. Decimals for player ages are now on @SleeperHQ 👀 If you have leaguemates that use birthdays, age cliffs, or try trading players right before they turn a year older… that slight edge is now gone. 😂 Little update, but a good one.
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This is not a flop btw. SGA already explained that he just exaggerates some falls to control how he lands because his center of gravity is so high. It’s literally something he does to avoid injuries.
hymn duncan@hymnduncan
Why did SGA fall to the ground here? #AdamSilverBasketball
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Tackle Derrick Henry. That’s the only option we got if we’re gonna stand a chance
Underdog@Underdog
You have 100 attempts at one of these challenges. You win $1,000,000 if you complete it. Which are you choosing?
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@FFrealitycheck @jour4an What’s your worst piece of advice you’ve given out for dynasty?
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Overheard on the fantasy footballers’ dynasty podcast today;
Do not cut these players:
Jaylin Lane
Jordan Whittington
Isaac Guerendo
Keandre Lambert Smith
My advice: cut those guys and avoid that podcast.
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Breaking news: Magician on TV is actually doing magic tricks and not reading minds. In other shocking developments, water is wet and the sun rose this morning. What are we doing here.
ProFootballTalk@ProFootballTalk
Oz the Mentalist has been a fixture for NFL teams and studio shows. @pablofindsout explores the question of whether his supposed mind reading is a garden-variety magic trick. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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@Hookem214 Nah it’s illegal to touch the rim , net or backboard when a player is shooting . Even if it’s a graze
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Another uncalled goaltend by Wemby. He’s allowed to do that , have unlimited 3 seconds in the lane , unlimited time to shoot FTs , jump over ppls backs & it’s called 20% of the time
NBA on NBC and Peacock@NBAonNBC
Wemby was in the paint and jumped towards the backboard on this shot attempt... and it worked! 😅
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@big_business_ “With all due respect, why don’t you, Mr. Brown, play a rewarding game of digital solitaire while you think this over and instead of making preposterous statements, make preposterous winnings with my link in the comments below”
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Stephen A. Smith went on his podcast and told Jaylen Brown to “look in the mirror” when asking why the NBA doesn’t market him more or why he isn’t landing major brand deals like Jayson Tatum.
"Despite your greatness, going to 6 Eastern Conference Finals, going 2 NBA Finals, winning a ECF MVP, winning a Finals MVP and winning a championship. While establishing yourself as one of the best 2 way players in the NBA...... all these endorsement going to your teammate Jayson Tatum why.... none of those endorsements is coming to your direction to the degree that you deserve. You talking about me I got a deal with CarShield why don't you have any deal, I'm not even trying to insult you I'm just saying in a world of corporate America and beyond why haven't they embraced you"
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@thezwordshow @pablofindsout @PabloTorre Based on the discussion on this show, where do you think they got the distinction — conman/“mentalist” vs. magician— wrong?
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@pablofindsout @PabloTorre Revealing how a magician does their tricks is on the Mt. Rushmore of douchebaggery.
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Oz the Mentalist, exposed: @PabloTorre and Stevie Baskin break down how viral tricks get engineered with pre-show "meta-deception" and "a fake Google page" in disguise.
Bussin' With The Boys@BussinWTB
Guessing a completely random NFL player that we chose seems like dark magic @OzTheMentalist
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With 19 seconds on the shot clock, this is actually an atrocious shot selection by Wemby with everything on the line.
People don't realize shots from this range is mostly ineffective unless you are Steph Curry. The defense reacts to Curry from out there because they know he can keep doing it.
If you can move the defense because it's scared of you shooting a 35-footer, then the possibilities become endless, but as long as the defense doesn't react with any regularity - it never has and never will for anyone not named Curry - this is just a bold and a highly questionable shot.
Imagine the criticism if Wemby missed this shot. That said, it was incredible shot-making and ridiculously clutch, so hats off to Wemby for the conversion. Shockingly good.
SportsCenter@SportsCenter
WEMBY FROM THE PARKING LOT WHEN SAN ANTONIO NEEDED HIM MOST 😱
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